Submitted by Alexander on 27 August 2014 - 4:02pm
By sheer luck I have uncovered this document, solely designed for internal consumption.
Reliable evidence suggests that most French drivers, especially in the country’s backwater (France profonde), follow the Manual’s recommendations religiously.
Submitted by Alexander on 26 August 2014 - 12:52pm
Naysayers! Prophets of doom! Sightless pundits failing to discern the feverish competitive activity unfolding before their very eyes!
Behold: France boasts a highly competitive unemployment rate of 11%, locked in hot pursuit of Hollande’s 17% approval rating.
As the competition is hotting up, the current bet is that the two numbers will soon converge halfway.
Submitted by Alexander on 25 August 2014 - 12:49pm
Kazakh dictator Nursultan Nazarbayev knows how to use the right man for a challenging job, thereby teaching a lesson to us all.
When you need a heart operation, go to an experienced cardiac surgeon. When you need investment advice, seek out a proven financial consultant. When you need a new transmission for your car, use a reputable garage.
And if you want someone to put a positive spin on mass murder, nobody’s CV inspires greater confidence than Tony Blair’s.
Submitted by Alexander on 23 August 2014 - 11:03am
This was the title of a 1961 Soviet song thundering ad nauseam from radio and TV sets for years.
Repetition being the mother of learning, most Soviets knew the song by heart. (I haven’t heard it in 45 years but, to my shame, could still hum every hack line by Yevtushenko.)
According to that piece of musical propaganda the Russians had suffered such misery in the Second World War that it was silly even to pose the question in the title.
Submitted by Alexander on 22 August 2014 - 7:58am
Germany’s economy contracting. France’s stagnating. Italy’s going into a triple dip, just like that Engländer Dave on his third seaside holiday.
As to the other 15 countries in the eurozone, their economies are a sheer Alptraum, or nightmare, as those sneering Anglo-Saxons call it.
Submitted by Alexander on 21 August 2014 - 12:53pm
I’m opposed to prenatal abortion, but Richard Dawkins provides a strong argument in favour of the postnatal variety.
Wouldn’t it be nice, I catch myself fantasising, if some 50 years ago, when he first started to spout his malignant drivel, his parents had decided belatedly that their attempt at childbirth had failed miserably.
Submitted by Alexander on 20 August 2014 - 12:50pm
I thought I’d never find a good thing to say about Dave, but I was wrong.
Snapshots from his third holiday this year clearly show that Dave doesn’t wear socks with sandals, which betokens an impeccable sense of style.
So there, I’ve said something nice about Dave. And I’m not finished yet.
You see, Dave can make vital policy decisions even while chillaxing, which is how he describes taking a break.
Submitted by Alexander on 19 August 2014 - 12:56pm
One wonders about Pope Francis.
His Holiness has just ruled that Salvadoran Bishop Óscar Romero may be beatified – an elevation that the two previous Popes banned outright.
Both John Paul II and Benedict XVI didn’t quite see how saintliness could be reconciled with Bishop Romero’s Marxist rants, albeit packaged as they were with mock-Christian cant.
The Salvadoran was a leading proponent of ‘liberation theology’, the deadliest Christian heresy in modern times.
Submitted by Alexander on 18 August 2014 - 3:34pm
How does one protest against violence in a faraway land? Why, by looting shops at home of course.
It’s not only the best way but in fact the only way to express one’s political philosophy or register disagreement. We all know that.
That’s why the other day Londoners and Brummies, feeling that the British government isn’t doing enough to stop the massacre of Christians in Iraq, armed themselves with clubs, bricks and torches.
Submitted by Alexander on 15 August 2014 - 1:08pm
According to George Galloway, Hamas and Hezbollah aren’t, nor have ever been, terrorist organisations. However, Israel is.
On the strength of this eccentric taxonomy he proposes turning the Yorkshire city he represents in Parliament into an ‘Israel-free zone’.
Speaking ostensibly to Respect activists (an appropriate name for his party, wouldn’t you say?), but in effect urbi et orbi, he clarified his meaning: