Coronavirus and other disasters, said His Holiness, are nature’s way of punishing us for global warming: “I don’t know if these are the revenge of nature, but they are certainly nature’s responses.”
Does she have to be Catholic to be canonised?
If Greta Thunberg hadn’t spoken through the Pope, she might as well have done. One can only wish that the pontiff stuck to his own remit and relied on some other source of inspiration.
Had he wished to portray the pandemic as a punishment, he could have picked a different transgression and a different judge. Far be it from me to pontificate (as it were) on such matters, but a parallel with God punishing Old Testament Hebrews for reverting to idolatry was begging to be drawn.
How much more apposite it would have been for His Holiness to say that God punishes those who turn away from him, sinking into paganism and godlessness. People might have agreed or disagreed, but no one would have doubted that the message was appropriate, coming as it did from the Vicar of Christ.
Compare Francis’s Gretinism with the dignified, inspiring address the Queen delivered on the pandemic: “Many people of all faiths and of none are discovering that it presents an opportunity to slow down, to pause and reflect in prayer or meditation.”
In the reign of the other Elizabeth, John Donne also had to respond to an epidemic. He did so with profoundly Christian words – without ever mentioning either Christ or God:
“No man is an Iland, intire of itselfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Manor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.”
Did the Pope really think that Christians could have been roused out of their torpor by drivel out of Greta’s copybook? God only knows what he thought.
P.S. Rail union boss Steve Headley: “If BoJo pops his clogs I’ll throw a party”. Brushing aside his friends’ criticism, he enlarged on the thought: “I hope the whole cabinet of Tory bastards get it too.”
It’s good to see how some people get into the spirit of Holy Week. I also wonder if Steve has read John Donne.
To an Englishman, the 5th of November, with the act averted on that date, is more portentous than the 7th, and of course it scans better.
“A prophet hath no honour in his own country”
But to a Russian 7 November evokes two disasters that did happen. The second one, the Bolshevik takeover on that date in 1917, was more fateful. It also had wider implications.
However, it’s the first one that may perhaps elucidate our current plight. On 7 November, 1824, a raging storm broke out in the Baltic. The dams protecting St Petersburg burst, and the city was flooded.
Several hundred people and thousands of animals died, and it
took the authorities many days to clear out the debris. Predictably, epidemics
ensued, mainly of cholera, killing thousands more.
That event inspired one of the best-known poems in Russian literature, Pushkin’s The Bronze Horseman. In the original Russian, Pushkin inaccurately described the eponymous statue of Peter I as copper, but then if a poet can’t claim poetic licence, who can?
Yet it’s not Pushkin’s response to the flood that’s relevant
to our situation, but that of his close friend, the first Russian philosopher
Pyotr Chaadayev.
Over several years on either side of 1830, Chaadayev wrote
his famous Philosophical Letters
(since he wrote in French, as one did in those days, the actual title was Lettres philosophiques.) There he was
scathing about Russian culture, describing it as backward and derivative.
“We did not take anything from the world; we did not give anything to the world,” wrote the intrepid philosopher with little regard for the inevitable consequences.
The government’s response followed a simple logic. Since any
normal person knew that Russia was the most cultured, virtuous and spiritual
nation on earth, no one at variance with that view could have been normal by
definition.
Hence in 1836 Chaadayev was declared “clinically insane” and
put under house arrest – the first but far from last time that the Russians
used psychiatry for punitive purposes.
Yet the philosopher was not only a sane thinker, but also a
prophetic one. His response to the 1824 flood should be chiselled in stone and
prominently displayed in all Western capitals:
“We ought to worry
not about fighting a calamity, but about not deserving it in the first place.”
Great upheavals call for great poets, and great poets inspire great upheavals.
Now relieved of Labour whip, Sheila can step up her preparations for the Miss East Midlands pageant
Whenever poetic words capture the spirit of the time, they stop being just words. They become deeds.
Thus Beaumarchais’s Marriage of Figaro sparked off the French Revolution, and Griboyedov’s Woe to Wit inspired the 1825 Decembrist uprising.
I’m overjoyed to observe that the genius of our time has also found a rousing poetic expression. In the great tradition of medieval minstrels and troubadours, these verses are to be sung, not recited.
Yet
their genre, rap, merges song and recitation into a synergistic whole. And when
practised by the sublime Stormzy, piercing words join upbeat music to appeal to
the very heart of modernity.
I
shan’t keep you on tenterhooks any longer. Here’s the verse that puts modernity,
circa 2020, in a nutshell:
“Rule
number two, don’t make the promise// If you can’t keep the deal then just be
honest (Just be honest)// I could never die, I’m Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)//
F*** the government and f*** Boris (Yeah).”
Pedants
among you may quibble that the couplet is somewhat wanting in formal
perfection. I hope you are ashamed of yourself.
Who cares that ‘honest’ doesn’t really rhyme with ‘Boris’? When words don’t rhyme, one can make them rhyme by sheer force of personality.
Then
you may question the relevance of the martial arts actor Chuck Norris in this
context. Well, if you can’t discern the deep theological connotation of this
reference, I’m sorry for you.
In his films Chuck Norris, now octogenarian, routinely defied prohibitive odds by putting away dozens of armed men with his hands and feet. That enciphered message of immortality raises the verse to a whole new plateau where pedants can’t tread.
You may
also feel that the second two lines have no discernible link to the first two.
That only goes to show how deaf you are to subliminal nuances. Here, by subtly
breaking the verse in half, Stormzy stresses the moral dissonance of the
‘honest’ and ‘Boris’ juxtaposition.
This sets up – indeed makes inevitable – the poignant last line, communicating valid political criticism through a metaphorical reference to sexual congress.
But never mind the decortication, feel the resonance. The amazing thing is that Stormzy wrote his masterpiece just before the pandemic, when Mr Johnson still enjoyed rude health. But true art always transcends its historical instant.
Hence these immortal lines struck a chord in our comprehensively educated masses. As Boris Johnson fights for breath in intensive care, some of Stormzy’s disciples have tweeted direct quotations from the master.
One wrote: “Stormzy said f*** Boris and Corona did the rest.” Another skipped the attribution but still unmistakably hinted at the source: “Boris Johnson in the ICU f*** yeah.”
Still
others veered outside the form of Stormzy’s poetry, while faithfully adhering
to its spirit, including the theological subtext. One fan, doubtless a good
Christian, wrote: “Boris Johnson about to die due to the Rona. THANK YOU LORD.”
Another
good Christian implicitly affirmed the existence of life everlasting: “if boris
johnson dies I will cackle maniacally say hi to Margaret Thatcher in hell.”
Yet another writer drew our attention to the broader context, while rebuking the PM for his sartorial lassitude: “Poor Boris? No. Poor NHS. F*** that scruffy man.” Other messages range from slightly wordy (“Were gonna have a party when boris Johnson dies” and “Hope boris Johnson dies and it’s painful”) to more laconic (“hope boris dies”).
One
doesn’t have to be a stickler for grammatical rectitude to notice a certain
carelessness of syntax throughout. That testifies to the liberating effect of
modernity, what with the staid conventions of grammar, taste and morality being
replaced with more democratic, progressively better standards.
Lest
you might think that Mr Johnson’s fellow politicians would refrain from
expressing such sentiments publicly, here’s a profound message from Councillor
Sheila Oakes, Labour mayor of Heanor, Derbyshire.
Miss
Oakes displayed not only an impeccable moral and aesthetic taste but also rare
political acumen: “Sorry he completely deserves this and he is one of the worst
PM’s we’ve ever had.”
Note
the implied belief that every person suffering from a disease has somehow
deserved it: this clearly has its provenance in some doctrines of
fundamentalist Christianity.
As to the depth of political analysis, it has laudably taken Miss Oakes but the few months of Mr Johnson’s tenure to identify the exact place he occupies in the historical hierarchy of British prime ministers.
Alas, the Labour Party has characteristically failed to realise what a gem it possesses in Miss Oakes. To be fair, the party is trying to undo the electoral damage caused by many of its members expressing heartfelt regrets that the Holocaust didn’t quite finish the job.
Trying to launder its sullied image, the Labour Party has removed the whip from Miss Oakes, effectively kicking her out. I do hope she’ll eventually make a comeback. It would be a shame to waste such talent.
‘Communism with a human face’ was a popular buzz phrase back in the 1960s, mostly spread in countries such as Italy, where the communist party was pushing for electoral victories.
Muzzle or no muzzle, it still bites
Like everything emanating from communists, the slogan was a lie. Communism has no human face, nor can ever develop it. All it has is a lupine scowl, baring its red fangs.
If
anyone had any doubts on that score, the news coming out of China ought to
dispel them. Benefiting from these insights would be not only assorted lefties,
but also libertarians, who see free markets as a guarantor of virtue.
If their theories were true, China would have learned to act in a civilised fashion by now. Its markets were largely freed up after all. And markets aren’t just self-regulating. They also impose public morality, a culture of equity and consent. Is that right, my libertarian friends?
It actually isn’t. For China remains as evil as it was under Mao, except that it displays that quality in different ways. Such is the way it has responded to Covid-19.
Downing Street estimates that the actual number of deaths in China is 15 to 40 times greater than what the communists claim. That is no minor matter, for other countries try to model their actions on China’s experience. Thus the US delayed its response for a month on that basis.
Yet the
spirit of commerce, for which the Chinese have been known in Asia for
centuries, is very much alive there, manifesting itself with nice touches that
are indigenously communist.
Thus, when China was already afflicted with the virus, but hadn’t yet spread it around the world, Italy generously supplied tonnes of PPE (personal protection equipment). That irredeemably ‘capitalist’ country did so out of the goodness of its heart, which means for free.
Then Italy itself was hit – hard, harder than China ever was, if one believes its official figures. And even if one doesn’t, Italy’s relative plight is still greater because its population is 20 times smaller.
Now that Italy itself was in trouble, the Chinese communists offered a helping hand – by selling Italians the very same supplies Italy had generously given China for free.
Or at least one hopes it’s the same PPE, rather than an equivalent of Chinese manufacture. The products of that great trading nation are better known for their low price than high quality. While with most goods this may only be cause for minor irritation, with PPE it becomes a matter of life of death.
Thus
Spain, having paid £382 million for China’s largesse, has had to send back
50,000 testing kits that didn’t test. And the Dutch recalled 600,000 protective
masks made in China because, well, they didn’t protect.
The interesting question is how civilised countries will handle relations with China in the aftermath of the pandemic, if indeed it ever ends. Now, the signals sent by HMG may be more reliable than those sent by the communists, but only marginally so.
Referring
to the Chinese disinformation campaign as “disgusting”, a Downing Street
spokesman suggested that China risks becoming a pariah state. Moreover, several
Western governments, including ours, are suing China for trillions.
The
level of self-deception involved in such actions fully matches that of the ‘60s,
when communism was supposed to be acquiring a human face. For, even if such
lawsuits do materialise, and the judgement goes against China, the chances of
collecting are, in broad numbers, nil.
As to turning China into a pariah state, if you believe that I can get you a good price for a bridge over the Yangtze. Western greed and unquenchable thirst for a cheap production base (even one using effectively slave labour) has turned China into a global powerhouse, both economically and militarily.
Western economies can only go cold turkey on Chinese trade at their peril. And China holds trillions in Western (mainly US) cash and securities, meaning it could crash the global economies even worse than coronavirus will.
If you believe that Western governments can stand on principle regardless of economic consequences, that aforementioned bridge has just got discounted. Let’s just wait for free markets to work their magic and turn China into a benign state, shall we?
P.S. Speaking of disgusting things, our ‘liberal’ papers can barely conceal their joy at Boris Johnson’s dire condition. Should he die, one can see those ‘liberals’ dancing in the streets. Regardless of how you feel about Mr Johnson’s political acumen, I hope you’ll join me in praying for his full recovery. Please don’t give those ghouls (including a Labour mayor) cause for celebration, Boris.
Why governments respond to coronavirus by converting so-called liberal democracies into police states is reasonably clear.
The message has reached our shores
Any political institution of modernity, regardless of its self-description, is mainly concerned with self-empowerment. However, democracies need a credible justification for their powerlust, and in that sense Covid-19 is a godsend. The message of “it’s all for your own good” can’t be gainsaid easily.
That,
however, doesn’t mean it can’t be gainsaid at all. One would think that people
weaned on the ideals of liberty would have them coded into their DNA. One would
think they’d revolt against losing their liberties and livelihoods, some of
both doubtless irrevocably.
One would think wrong. HMG’s draconian measures are enjoying overwhelming public support. Even the health secretary’s threat to ban the one permitted exercise outing a day didn’t cause much excitement.
When
reality belies assumptions, especially on a massive scale, there must be something
wrong with the assumptions. So no, the ideals of liberty aren’t really coded
into the people’s DNA.
Yet democracy has had plenty of time to create a new type of man, one prepared to die defending his secular liberties, one ever ready to repeat Patrick Henry’s words: “Give me liberty or give me death!”
A new
type of man has indeed been created, but his ringing words are different: “Take
all my freedoms, including one from want, arrest me if I venture outside
without a valid reason – but please, please protect me from any risk of death
for as long as possible.”
People congenitally fear death; such is our nature, and in that sense we’re no different from skunks. But we differ from such creatures in that we’re capable of fearing death for reasons other than purely animal ones.
For the
Judaeo-Christian civilisation was built on the belief that life never ends;
that, an animal though a man may be, he isn’t just an animal. He is endowed with a high purpose that transcends earthly
concerns, and his life everlasting will depend on how his temporal life serves
that purpose.
Hence
man used to fear not only death, but also the judgement after death. It
followed logically that some metaphysical considerations trumped physical ones,
including death. That logic was indeed emblazoned into man’s consciousness, and
it largely determined his attitude to the state.
A materialist who believes that his life will end at death will
always attach a great importance to his physicality, along with its trappings. Someone
who knows he is immortal will pay less attention to the stage set within which
the eternal drama of his life is played out.
The same applies to the complex interaction between the
state and the individual. The Christian believes his life is eternal. He also
knows from history books that the life of a state isn’t: even extremely
successful ones only ever lasted between 1,000 and 1,500 years.
Compared to eternity, this stretch is minuscule. That individual will therefore perceive himself as more significant than the state and for that reason alone will never accept its tyranny.
Etched into his soul is the conviction that he is transcendent, but the state is transient. Hence in everything that matters he can only regard the state not as his master but as his servant.
If the state assumes the role of master, then the believer
may either resist it or pretend to be going along to protect himself from
persecution. But inwardly he’ll never acquiesce.
At the same time the materialist may well accept the tyranny of a powerful state more readily. After all, his lifespan is much shorter than the state’s. The state had existed before his birth and will happily survive his death.
That’s why when it is communicated to him that he must obey the state no matter what, then, however much he may loathe the idea, he’ll find it hard to come up with a strong argument against it while at the same time remaining a staunch materialist.
Modern
democracy pilfered its name from Athens, but Johnson or Macron can’t be
confused with Pericles or Solon, today’s parliaments with agoras, and today’s
voters with Hellenic citizens.
Citizenship
in a democracy implies direct participation in government. Hence it presupposes
an ability to self-govern on the basis of a well-developed faculty to judge
affairs of the state, both in general and in particular.
That faculty can’t be spread too wide, whatever the level of public education. That’s why both Plato and Aristotle believed that, when the franchise exceeded 5,000 or so, it became unworkable – democracy turns into mob rule (“deviant constitution”, as Aristotle described it).
Anybody
who believes that our comprehensively educated electorate is qualified to
govern itself is deluded.
Most voters
are staggeringly ignorant of politics, and especially how it fits into the
general picture of life. When asked to substantiate their opinions – and God
knows they have them – they’re not only incapable of doing so, but are in fact unaware
of what constitutes a valid argument.
If Athenian schools taught rhetoric and philosophy above all, today’s schools teach Homosexuality for Beginners, The Use of Condoms, and Multi-Culti Virtue. A country whose education breeds mass idiocy can’t be a true democracy, especially if it extends suffrage to millions.
It can only be a sham one, a system that indoctrinates people to accept the illusion that they govern themselves. In reality, they are governed by a small, typically self-serving elite. That it ascends to power by a show of hands is an irrelevant technicality.
Such an
elite consciously uproots every surviving sprig of higher freedom, along with
the memory of what it was. It brainwashes people to believe that uniformity is
diversity, egotism is individuality and voting is liberty.
In that undertaking our rulers succeed spectacularly. Give them a few generations of such brainwashing and they’ll produce a mass unable to define freedom, having no taste for it and ready to swap it, however defined, for a longer life.
This brings back the question in the title. Would we accept a popular vote in favour of selling us into slavery? Would we feel that democracy is thereby served?
For make no mistake about it: coronavirus shows that, given sufficient provocation, our public will happily underwrite such a transaction – at a derisory price.
Our hacks insist on drawing parallels between our current plight and the Second World War.
As Americans say, “Enjoy!”
Some
point out biliously that coronavirus managed to do what the Luftwaffe couldn’t:
shut the country down. During the war, London shops and restaurants didn’t have
much to offer, but at least they stayed open.
Anyway,
all such comparisons with the war inevitably veer towards food, specifically
shortages thereof. That comparison isn’t particularly valid.
For,
compared to the wartime shortages (one egg every other week etc.), we are
enjoying a veritable cornucopia. That, however, doesn’t mean that our diets and
ways we procure food haven’t changed.
They
have, and we’ve all had to adapt. Thus supermarkets have stopped being the
mainstay of food shopping for many, certainly for me.
However,
here in London we’re blessed with many small groceries and ethnic delis, making
life easier, if slightly more expensive. Also, my freezer that normally contains
nothing but a bottle of vodka and some ice cubes is now bursting at the seams.
When the epidemic was just starting, I displayed a completely uncharacteristic foresight. First, I bought several large fillets of salmon and turned them into gravlax.
All one needs is some white alcohol (vodka, gin or white rum), capers, Maldon salt, sugar and fresh dill. Just rub the fillet with booze, stud it with capers, pat in a two-to-one mixture of salt and sugar, put some freshly ground pepper on and some chopped dill.
Then into the fridge overnight, after which the cured fish can comfortably live in the freezer for a fortnight or even longer. One fillet feeds two or at a stretch even three, especially if accompanied by sweet potato wedges roasted with olive oil and smoked paprika.
The next step towards filling the freezer is ragú sauce, which really is Bolognese – unlike the red muck supermarkets sell and some unscrupulous restaurants serve.
You
just brown a fifty-fifty mixture of beef and pork mince in good olive oil, then
bung in chopped onions, carrots, celery, garlic and chilli pepper, cook for a
while longer, add any herbs you like (a mixture of rosemary, oregano, basil and
bay is good), then drown the lot in good tinned tomatoes, an equal volume of
water and a lug of red wine.
Simmer the sauce for a couple of hours, let it cool, then freeze in individual bags. If you start with 500g each of beef and pork, you’ll end up with six meals for two. The Bolognese usually put it on tagliatelle, but what do they know? Penne works much better because those little tubes get filled with the sauce when you mix the pasta.
All you need is some Parmesan on top, a salad on the side, a bottle of something red and Roberto è tuo zio, as Italians would say if they tried to translate ‘Bob’s your uncle’.
That’s it, freezer full, and that Absolut bottle is feeling distinctly crowded. However, the rest of the fridge could now step in to help out.
Here you need a large chicken, those vegetables you have left after making the ragú, and some of the same herbs. You use those ingredients to make about two litres of stock. The boiled chicken, minus skin and bones, can then be turned into a chicken salad. All you’ll need is some red onion, mixed olives, capers, some pickles (those in brine work best), balsamic vinegar and olive oil.
But the stock can make a single-dish meal for six – or, in my household, three meals for two. You must still have some onions, carrots and celery left, so soften them up in a little olive oil. Then add a good hunk of pancetta, some 150g, sliced across the piece.
I’ve tried to skimp on the pancetta and make it with our smoked bacon, but that’s like replacing the beef in ragú with lentils – can, but shouldn’t, be done. In France, I’d use poitrine fumée, but I can’t get to France during the lockdown, can I?
Oh yes, here comes the vegetable that gives the dish its name: cabbage soup. You shred a whole head roughly, add it to the pot, then in with your stock. Bring it to a boil, lower the heat and simmer for about 20 minutes. That’s it.
Once you’ve done your shopping in one go, you don’t have to break the social distancing diktat for some 16 days if you don’t want to. And if you’re as lazy as I am (and as quick), it’s about an hour’s cooking for the lot, not counting the time on the stove.
You can use those couple of hours to do a spot of domestic violence, which, according to our powers that be, is rife in our isolated environment. What better thing to do than beat your wife if you’re stuck with her all day long and the cops are too busy chasing sunbathers?
Now that sunbathing came up, I’d like to share with you a discovery I’ve made experimentally in physics, a discipline for which I’ve hitherto displayed no aptitude whatsoever.
When the weather stayed cold, whisky evaporated much faster than gin. Now the weather has turned summery, it’s the other way around. One of those mysteries of life, I suppose.
As a rule, I eschew the I-told-you-so genre of journalism. Tooting one’s own horn invariably produces discordant music in questionable taste.
Our NHS that art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy will be done…
And in
any case, anyone writing regularly will get some things right on the strength
of statistical probability alone. Pointing them out invites one’s detractors to
cite things one got wrong, and that list may well be longer.
However, Charles Moore’s piece in today’s Telegraph has emboldened me to exercise a bit of vanity. For this is the first article I’ve ever seen in the mainstream press saying that the problems with the NHS just may be, to use the medical parlance, systemic rather than symptomatic.
Comparing the ways coronavirus is being fought in Britain and Germany, Mr Moore correctly states that our fully nationalised system can’t respond with the same efficacy and flexibility because it’s weighed down by parasitic, top-heavy bureaucracy.
In common with all such bureaucracies, it’s mostly concerned with protecting its own turf. This makes the NHS congenitally hostile to the private sector.
That’s why it fought for a fortnight against the rapid construction of a badly needed 4,000 bed hospital in East London. Once the NHS was forced to relent, the private sector stepped in and took just nine days to put up the UK’s largest hospital.
Mr
Moore was also right in pointing out that, while some intrepid critics may at
times find something wrong with the NHS in detail, no one has so far dared
criticise the very principle on which it’s based.
It’s at that moment that a broad grin forced its way onto my face. For, ever since I moved to London 32 years ago, I’ve been saying and writing that the NHS has become an object of worship, if not downright deification. (If you tap ‘NHS’ in the search function of this blog, you’ll find dozens of pieces to that effect.)
No
substantive criticism of it is possible – for the same reason that major
religions discourage heresy and apostasy. The NHS is a surrogate deity, not a
highly questionable way of financing medical care.
Even a
close friend of mine, himself an NHS doctor and a conservative writer to boot,
almost snapped my head off when I mentioned some 30 years ago that no entity
built on egalitarian, which is to say false, premises will ever be successful.
Since then he has changed his views, but then he’s an extremely intelligent man
and therefore eminently capable of self-correction. Most people aren’t.
Part of
his objection then was that I proceeded from a priori first principles, in that
case that any large-scale socialist enterprise is corrupt by definition. Sooner
or later, even if it didn’t start out that way, it’ll begin serving itself
rather than the public.
The next step will be for the socialist enterprise to communicate the message that the public is supposed to serve it, rather than the other way around. Hence the PROTECT THE NHS slogan prominently displayed all over the country.
Mr
Moore took exception to that self-serving message, but I (Me! Me! Me!) beat him
to it by several days. Such quicker response comes from faith in first
principles – provided I’m satisfied they are correct.
That’s
me done – no more self-aggrandisement for any foreseeable future. Back to my
self-effacing, vicariously British self.
Meanwhile,
I hereby propose that Pontius Pilate be canonised, to assume the name of St
Pontius, the patron saint of hand-washing and personal hygiene.
What’s the difference between humanitarian aid and a commercial transaction? Easy. The latter involves payment; the former doesn’t.
“How much for your charity, Vlad?”
However, when Vlad and Don get going, their double act is exempt from semantics. Witness the 60 tonnes of medical supplies Russia sold to the US yesterday.
It’s clear why the comments have been semantically slapdash: selling masks and ventilators to a country that can’t satisfy its own demand has no propaganda value. Offering them out of compassion does.
That’s
why Putin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov felt obligated to say: “Trump gratefully
accepted this humanitarian aid.” The little matter of the payment was glossed
over.
As
is his tendency when dealing with Putin, Trump happily went along with that
propaganda stunt by referring to the sale as a “nice gesture”.
“It was
a nice offer from President Putin,” he said. “And I could have said no thank
you or thank you. And it was a large plane of very high quality medical supplies
and I said I’ll take it.”
Trump’s
spokesman confirmed this accolade by describing the sale as “an act of
goodwill”. Mercifully, not everybody in either country was as eager to endorse
Putin’s special op.
Brett
McGurk, who served as Special Envoy to three presidents, including Trump,
described the sale as a “propaganda bonanza”. Gen. Ben Hodges, former commander
of US forces in Europe, commented that: “it’s a gift TO the Kremlin, not FROM
it.” And Carnegie’s analyst Andrew Weiss tweeted: “This is nuts”.
Why
Vlad activated this op is clear enough. Russia is under US sanctions,
introduced after her 2014 aggression against the Ukraine and 2016 meddling in
US elections.
Like a
boxer who smiles demonstratively after being hit, Russia pretended for a while
that the sanctions didn’t hurt. However, when the price of oil collapsed, and
with it Russia’s major source of income, such pretence no longer worked.
Hence
the mighty resources of the FSB/SVR were partly shifted from trying to subvert
the West in every conceivable way into a massive op aimed at having the sanctions
lifted. Portraying Russia as a global charity much given to ‘nice gestures’ is
part of that effort.
It has
to be said that Russian doctors and nurses, sewing their own masks and dying
from a lack of protective equipment, don’t feel particularly charitable.
Their
trade union, The Alliance of Doctors, wrote: “It’s just making a mockery of
everything.” They didn’t say that charity begins at home, but the proverb would
have been appropriate.
Russia,
or the Soviet Union as she then was, has form in neglecting her own people for
the sake of strategic gains.
Thus in
1932-1933, when millions were dying in the famine deliberately organised by
Putin’s predecessors, when parents were eating their children in the Ukraine
and Kazakhstan, when corpses lined roads and scavenging was rife, and when a
loaf of bread could have saved a child’s life, the Soviets, in need of hard
currency, were selling millions of tonnes of grain to the West.
The situation isn’t quite so dire now. But, though Russians aren’t yet dying in their millions, they are still dying in large numbers. How large, no one knows, except people whose credulity has been bought wholesale and who therefore are willing to believe any information supplied by Russia.
While Vlad’s position in this
transaction is crystal clear, Don’s is ambivalent. That is, it would be
ambivalent but for the amply documented affinity he feels for his friend Vlad.
Not only has Trump never said a single
critical word about Putin, but Vlad is one of only two foreign political figures
he has ever unequivocally extolled (our Queen is the other one).
It was over Trump’s tooth and nail
objections that Congress managed to push through the package of aforementioned
sanctions. Since then Trump has been trying to reinstate Russia in the G8, from
which she was expelled for beastly behaviour.
Putin’s clandestine support of Trump’s campaign is a proven fact, which even Trump can no longer deny. Although the Mueller inquest was unable to produce prima facie evidence of any collusion, any unbiased observer of the Vlad-Don double act would smell something fishy.
The characteristic smell had begun to reach our nostrils long before Trump’s presidential campaign, when he had extensive business dealings with the Russian Maf… – sorry, I mean businessmen – and was trying to secure contracts worth hundreds of millions.
He clearly senses a kindred soul in
Putin, which may mean ill will, but can also be the traditional useful idiocy
from which so many Westerners suffer where Russia is concerned.
Trump is trailing Biden in the polls,
and he may well lose in November – major disasters, natural or otherwise, tend
to be bad news for incumbents. I’ll be sorry if that happens, for I think Trump
is on balance a decent president, especially by comparison to the available
alternatives.
Yet should he lose the election, his relationship with Putin will, as far as I’m concerned, make me a little less sorry.
No one doubts that the world will suffer huge losses as a result of the pandemic. Yet, dialectics says that losses must co-exist with gains, and losers with winners.
Everything points in the same direction
Most of
us will lose, but who will gain? First, a general observation: following a
major upheaval, the world never emerges at the other end the same as it was
going in.
The
Black Death put paid to the Middle Ages. Napoleonic wars drove the last nail
into the coffin of Christendom. The First World War killed what was left of
traditional Europe and gave birth to two satanic regimes. The Great Depression
followed by another world war enshrined the big corporatist state with strong
socialist overtones.
Squeezing
all such developments under the same umbrella is difficult, but some common
tendencies are detectable.
The
state steadily gets stronger, bigger and more centralised. The West becomes
more secularised, with a tendency towards neo-paganism. Political extremism
thrives, starting at the margins and slowly seeping into the mainstream. Society
becomes more stratified, a tendency made even more obvious by the backdrop of
incessant egalitarian propaganda.
Alas, neither history nor common sense points at things being substantially different in the aftermath of the current pandemic. Now, Cassandra’s plight shows the danger of making predictions. But hell, nothing ventured…
Hence, in no particular order, here’s my starter for ten:
The EU
will soldier on, but the fault lines, already noticeable before the crisis,
will steadily turn into chasms. That ugly construct has always shown its
impotence at crisis time, and now more than ever.
Even the two seminal EU countries, Germany and France, are appealing to national, rather than pan-European solidarity. The choral finale of Beethoven’s Ninth has been effectively replaced as the EU anthem by each member screaming Sauve qui peut! at the top of his voice.
The
state will assume greater powers throughout Europe. Major industries will be
nationalised either outright or under the guise of rescue packages, and public
spending – which is to say state power – will grow exponentially.
This will happen by popular demand, for Europeans have been brainwashed to regard ‘capitalism’ with suspicion. Their fickle affection for it has to be bought, and the price is steep: greater and more conspicuous consumption.
When an economy’s ability to deliver is hampered by either its own mistakes or force majeure, it’s seen as being in default of its promise. The people’s craving for a paternalistic state, carefully fostered over decades of strident propaganda, comes to the fore.
Thus a current poll shows that more than 70 per cent of the French want the state to nationalise key industries – and the same slant is observable throughout Europe, if perhaps not everywhere on the same scale.
Since European, and generally Western, countries are governed not by sage statesmen but by self-serving politicians, they’ll treat such polls as their marching orders.
As always, when a shift to greater corporatism happens, the money supply will be inflated. Savings, pensions and investments in long-term securities will collapse, while the value of properties will inflate in parallel with the money supply.
This
will set the stage for a carbon copy of the 2008 crisis, but blown up to a
greater scale and accompanied by wider unemployment. That will both increase
the size of the dependent class and lower the purchasing power of those in
work.
As a result, fascisoid authoritarian parties, of either left or right, will take over in some European countries, starting with the continent’s low rent part. Even if they don’t, they’ll acquire a more prominent role, and not only in Eastern Europe.
Hungary and Czechia will probably be the first to go that way, although in Hungary’s case the future tense may be misplaced: her nationalist PM Orbán is already ruling by decree, and his country is widely regarded as the first authoritarian member of the EU.
Orbán, Czechia’s Zeman and Poland’s Duda have close ties with Putin and his kleptofascist clique. Their countries may drift out of the EU, de facto at any rate, and into Russia’s re-established sphere of influence. That will effectively invalidate Nato and shift the global strategic balance towards Russia and, even more so, China.
Western European governments, including
Germany, France and Britain, are all governed by ineffectual, what I call
spivocratic, elites. However, bad is better than worse, and worse is better
than worst.
Much as I may mock France’s Macron, for
example, he is preferable to Le Pen or Mélenchon; and I’d rather Britain were
governed by Johnson than by Corbyn, Tommy Robinson or their typological
equivalents.
However, the Macrons, Merkels and Johnsons won’t stay in power for long – and even if they do, they won’t stay the same. The gravitational pull exerted by extremists will force the mainstream parties to abandon their few free-market policies and push them towards greater corporatism. Since their instincts already point in that direction, the shift won’t take long.
A swing to either extreme is bound to
lead to an upsurge of chauvinism, xenophobia (in its real meaning, not as
shorthand for opposing the Islamisation of Europe), anti-Semitism and other
manifestations of pond life.
In France, Jews (either as such or as
the embodiment of capitalism) are already being blamed for the pandemic. That
seems counterintuitive, considering the origin of the virus in communist China,
which is neither excessively liberal nor particularly Hebraic. But such
emotions come not from the mind but from the heart and, as the French say
courtesy of Pascal, le cœur a ses
raisons.
European governments will rail against extremism in public, while doing nothing about it in reality. They’ll gauge the public mood and act accordingly.
No moral counterweight will be provided by Christianity, for even Catholic churches, to say nothing of Protestant ones, will empty out even more than now.
Brace yourself, in other words. Things
will probably get tough, and they’ll certainly change beyond recognition.
Idaho is one of the few states I never visited, nor even drove through. If I were in the US now, I’d want to correct that oversight, if only to find out what a sane place looks like.
Renée Richards, pioneer of true equality
For
Governor Brad Little has just signed into law two bills preventing the few
deranged people from imposing their madness on the many sane ones.
One
bill prohibits transsexuals from changing the sex listed in their birth
certificates. The other bans transsexual athletes from competing in women’s events.
The
reason, or rather the pretext, for the first bill is actuarial: the state
justifiably insists that it needs to be able to record births accurately. The
real reason has to be sanity, which evidently is still extant in Idaho.
Sex,
its legislators state implicitly, is determined by chromosomes. It’s an
immutable physiological characteristic, like height, fingerprints and colour of
eyes. As such, it’s exempt from any exercise of free choice, which faculty has
many other arenas for expression.
The other
bill reflects basic fairness: men have certain in-built physical advantages
that don’t disappear when their genitalia do. That was demonstrated by Richard
Raskind, who in 1975 was born again surgically as Renée Richards.
In addition to being an ophthalmologist and the father of a child, Richard-Renée was a strong amateur tennis player, who then insisted on his/her right to compete in professional women’s tournaments. The nearest Richard could have got to professional men’s tennis was to watch it on TV.
Having won a court case, Renée joined the women’s professional circuit at age 43. Over the next few years, Richards parlayed her/his masculine serve into a lucrative Number 20 ranking, which most women on tour, especially the straight ones, found grossly unfair.
This is
the kind of iniquity Idaho has now eliminated from amateur sports, those practised
under the aegis of schools and universities. As a lifelong champion of equality
in all its forms, no matter how perverse, I don’t like the new law – because I
can propose a much better one.
Now
open to arbitrary choice, sex identity has become so fluid as to be
meaningless. If it doesn’t derive from ironclad physiology, it should be
eliminated from sports altogether. Since distinctions between men and women are
bound to be discriminatory in one way or another, all athletes, regardless of
how they identify, should compete together in the same events.
That way, say, women tennis players will be guaranteed equal access to higher prize money, although something in me suggests that’s different from actually earning higher prize money. But high principles shouldn’t depend on high earnings.
In all
likelihood, the Idaho law will run foul of a 2018 federal court ruling, making
such bans illegal. After all, whatever those hillbillies claim, the primacy of
central government over state rights was settled once and for all by the
bloodiest conflict in US history, the Civil War.
The
federal government can thereby decree any insanity it wishes, and all
individual states can do is grin and bear it (the grinning part is optional).
Creeping centralisation is of course not unique to the States – this is the
vector of all modern politics.
The
Idaho legislature will soon be reminded of this fact. Rudely.
P.S.
Speaking of government decrees, Boris Johnson has announced that all NHS
coronavirus patients are to be put on a diet of nothing but kippers and
pancakes. “Because,” explained the prime minister with his contagious chuckle,
“they are the only things that can be slid under the door.” Happy April Fool’s
Day!