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This hardly earth-shattering observation makes me even more sceptical about the debacle Trump has visited on the world in general and the US specifically.

Tocqueville pointed out some similarities between America and Russia, prophesying that one day they would rule the world together. But his prediction was based on the two countries’ potential for demographic growth, which has been partly realised in America but not at all in Russia.

Yet Americans and Russians do like to remark how similar they are, even though both are aware of the many traits they don’t share. One salient similarity is their historical animosity to Europe, not necessarily geopolitical but always psychological, cultural and, if you will, civilisational. In such terms, both countries are envious upstarts and rancorous outsiders.

“Repudiation of Europe,” the novelist John Dos Passos once wrote, “is, after all, America’s main excuse for being.” His Russian colleagues, even those better than him, often said something similar about their own nation, as any reader of Dostoyevsky’s or Tolstoy’s diaries will confirm. In his Karamazovs, Dostoyevsky talked about genuflecting before “the sacred stones of Europe”, which didn’t prevent him from loathing every animate European.

A propensity to xenophobia and insularity makes it easy for expert demagogues in both countries to sell the idea of the world ganging up on them. They could all repeat the slogan of the notoriously thuggish football team, Millwall FC: No one likes us, but we don’t care.

The Russians have indeed turned their paranoia into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Their tendency to pounce on their neighbours like rabid dogs, coupled with their persistent threats to conquer or, barring that, annihilate the world, have instilled affection in few foreign hearts.

In America’s case, the Millwall Syndrome isn’t so clear-cut. It’s true that educated Europeans, both Leftists and traditional conservatives, tend to treat the US with, respectively, visceral hatred and supercilious condescension. Yet the uneducated, which these days is to say overwhelming, majorities are tropistically attracted to America.

While both Russia and America talk about their love of the common man, for the former it’s just talk, whereas for the latter it’s reality.

America actually is what Russia purports to be: a country dedicated to the elevation of the common man. Common men around the world sense that and respond with sympathy, if not always with love. Many had the same feelings for communist Russia, having swallowed her canard about equality. However, eventually Soviet beastliness helped most people see through Soviet lies.

But Trump’s economic broadside against the world, including the 20 countries with which America had a free trade agreement, makes his Millwall-like claims more credible. Traditional friends of America are being turned into her enemies and, even worse, friends of China.

The only major country Trump didn’t hit with new tariffs is Russia, and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent explained that the US didn’t do business with that sanctioned rogue. That’s not quite true: last year the US did about $3.6 billion’s worth of trade with Russia, but Bessent and his boss can only think in trillions, not paltry billions.

Anyway, my title above suggests that I’m going to talk not about the two nations’ similarities but their differences. These are numerous, but one that seems apposite today is that the Russians are historically used to a life of deprivation and the Americans aren’t.

Such habits have had a formative effect on both national characters, with the austere Russians (en masse, that is) satisfied with having the bare necessities of life and prepared to tolerate even their shortage. Americans, on the other hand, are as different in that respect as different can be.

A country dedicated to the elevation of the common man will inevitably be defined by materialistic desiderata, the prime of which is a guarantee of ever-growing comfort. This is the implicit promise of America, and she can only ever break it at her peril. (The promise first came across in the Declaration of Independence that identified “the pursuit of happiness” as an “unalienable [sic] right.”)

Acting on that promise consistently has produced a hedonistic culture of instant gratification spreading over an infinite number of instances in eternity. That’s why, and not just because of the wily foreigners’ chicanery, Americans tend to consume more than they produce, and that’s why, in the 10 years leading up to the 2008 crisis, personal indebtedness in the US was three times as great as personal income.

This critical difference between the two nations has seeped into the collective DNA. As a result, the Russians are better prepared to accept the message of what we in England call ‘jam tomorrow’, a promise of a bright future offsetting a guarantee of penury at present.

In his Animal Farm, George Orwell wrote a poem lampooning that mass psychosis in the Soviet Union.

It starts with this verse: “Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,/ Beasts of every land and clime,/ Hearken to my joyful tidings/ Of the golden future time.” And, in the penultimate verse, “For that day we all must labour,/ Though we die before it break;/ Cows and horses, geese and turkeys,/ All must toil for freedom’s sake.”

Orwell would have a field day looking at Trump’s assault on the global – and specifically American – economy. In essence, Trump is making the same jam-tomorrow promise to Americans: you’ll have to suffer in the short term for basking in untold riches tomorrow.

The exact timing of that tomorrow is rather hazy: some time in the future. Well, if you insist, ten years or so. Maybe less, maybe more. This is underpinned by the claim that brings back the fond memories of my Soviet youth.

As a child, I was told that the Soviet Union stands alone against her enemies that include every non-communist country in the world and also at times some communist ones, such as Yugoslavia, Albania and above all China. The worst of them are the US, Britain and other ‘capitalist countries’ that all try to exploit Russia, possibly even occupy and colonise her.

As an old man, I’m hearing similar noises, mutatis mutandis, from the US President. Possible occupation and colonisation haven’t yet been mentioned, but exploitation is the buzz word.

The world is out to “rip off” and “screw” America, as evinced by all those “pathetic freeloaders” having a positive trade balance with the good old US of A. Actually, the Donald forgets to mention that such disparity exists only in goods – the US trade balance in services is hugely positive.

In any case, I’ve often argued, along with Messrs Adam Smith, David Ricardo, Friedrich Hayek, Milton Friedman and every other conservative economist on record, that a negative trade balance is a sign of a healthy economy. It means that the country can exchange a small amount of exports for a large amount of imports – something akin to a butcher exchanging £10 worth of his meat for £15 worth of a greengrocer’s vegetables. Thus, there exists an equal if not better justification for saying that America is ripping off the rest of the world.

Then Trump came up with a bogus formula derived from trade deficits that supposedly shows that all other countries levy extortionist tariffs on US goods. Now, even if true, the same economists I’ve mentioned agree that, above all, tariffs are a tax that hurts the country’s own consumers. That’s why they advocated no retaliation leading to a trade war.

Trump hasn’t read those economists. Neither, by the looks of it, have his foreign colleagues who, with the exception of Britain, have all hit back with retaliatory tariffs. A full-blown trade war has broken out, and it has already claimed huge casualties.

Economic growth is grinding to a halt, inflation is about to climb high, world markets (including US ones) are in meltdown. The Dow has lost over 2,000 points, the FTSE 280, markets in Asia have registered similarly catastrophic drops. Altogether, in just two days some nine trillion dollars were wiped off the world economy (five trillion of it in the US), and personally I can’t even count that high.

Those losses were registered even before China responded with tit-for-tat tariffs on US goods. What we looking at is the worst crash in history, rivalling the market collapse of 1929. It’s useful to remember that at that time only about two percent of all Americans owned any shares, and foreign trade accounted for only two per cent of a largely autarkic US economy.

Still, when the Hoover administration introduced its Smoot-Hawley tariffs, that became the last straw that tipped the country from a stock market crash into the Great Depression. I don’t want to make apocalyptic predictions, but today some 62 per cent of all Americans are invested in the securities market, and 27 per cent of US GDP comes from international trade.

I rather doubt America will have another Great Depression, but every economist worth his salt is predicting that the world, including the US, will slip into a prolonged recession spiral. Americans (and the rest of us) will be paying more for computers, I-Phones, clothes, food – well, for just about everything.

It’s predicted that the average household income in the US will go $3,800 down. That’s hardly a famine of Holodomor proportions, but then, as I suggested from the start, Americans aren’t Russians.

Part of the reason for the American trade deficit in goods is the rapacious spending of US consumers, an activity they seem to regard as their God-given right. One doesn’t need a crystal ball or any other fortune-telling appliances to predict a backlash.

One intimation of that has already come in Wisconsin, a solidly pro-Trump state, where the Republican Supreme Court candidate lavishly financed by Musk lost the election. What do you know, $20-odd million can’t even buy a lousy State Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin, and Trump is just getting started.

It’s a distinct possibility that newly impoverished voters (impoverished by American standards, that is) will before long take away Trump’s majority in both Houses, turning him into a lame-duck president – or else, perish the thought, a dictator.

One way or another, the consequences of Trump’s ill-conceived actions are unpredictable and therefore exceedingly dangerous. People who call him a conservative should look up that word in a dictionary.

In my article The Court is Mightier than Le Pen three days ago, I commented on the news-worthy verdict in France. Among other things, I wrote that: “I’m sure Donald Trump will have something to say about this case too: after all, he sees himself (with somewhat greater justification) as a victim of a legal witch-hunt too.”

The Donald didn’t disappoint. Yesterday he wrote, with his usual illiterate flair: “In The Witch Hunt against Marine Le Pen is another example of European Leftists using Lawfare to silence Free Speech, and censor their Political Opponent, this time going so far as to put that Opponent in prison.”

Trump ended by issuing a peremptory demand: FREE MARINE LE PEN! Such deliverance seems unnecessary, considering that she isn’t in prison and nor is she ever likely to receive a custodial sentence harsher than house arrest. But hey, it’s the feeling that counts.

Talking to reporters later, Trump reminded them that he had a personal dog in that fight: “That’s a big deal. That’s a very big deal… That sounds like this country. That sounds very much like this country.”

Two parenthetic remarks are in order on the form of Trump’s self-expression. I wonder if his tendency to capitalise all nouns is a tribute he pays to his German father. Considering the way Trump uses English, I doubt he can speak any foreign language, but I suppose obsessively illiterate capitalisation is the least he can do for his verstorbener Vater.

The other observation is more serious, and I must run it by my two psychiatrist friends. Trump has a worrying tendency to repeat the same words or phrases several times within a few seconds. Called ‘perseveration’ in psychiatry, this is usually caused by a brain injury or some other organic disorder.

Trump perseverates all the time: for example, he told Zelensky several times in rapid succession: “You aren’t holding any cards.” Not being professionally qualified, I don’t wish to indulge in homespun diagnostics. I just hope the US isn’t cursed with two consecutive presidents who aren’t quite compos mentis.

Trump’s kindred souls echoed his sentiment. JD Vance identified Le Pen’s offence as “very minor” and opined that barring her from holding elective office was “not democracy”. Vlad Putin agreed, mentioning the “violation of democratic norms” that are so dear to his heart.

But the most telling statement came from Georgia Meloni, Italian prime minister. I’d suggest that her surname is a perfect aptronym, but won’t, for fear of being branded a male chauvinist or, perish the thought, gender stereotyper.

Unlike more perfidious politicians, Miss Meloni didn’t even try to couch her thoughts in rhetorical subterfuge.

Speaking from the heart, she too expressed concerns about France’s democratic deficit: “I don’t know the merits of the accusations against Marine Le Pen, or the reasons for such a strong decision. But I think that no one who cares about democracy can rejoice at a sentence that targets the leader of a major party and deprives millions of citizens of representation.”

Like all ‘populist’ politicians, Miss Meloni doesn’t always take the trouble to think before talking. If she did, she’d realise how cosmically awful her statement is.

Allow me to paraphrase. Miss Meloni neither knows nor cares whether Le Pen is guilty or innocent. All that matters to her is that a fellow ‘populist’ has been suspended from politics, which is a blow to democracy whatever “the merits of the accusations”.

What if such a politician were guilty of murder, Georgia? Still a blow to democracy? The underlying assumption is that, simply because he is a ‘populist’, no ‘populist’ can possibly be guilty of any crime. And even if he is guilty, he still should be issued a blanket pardon covering all misdeeds past or future. Have I got it right, Georgia? Donald? Vlad? JD?

The amazing thing about this brouhaha is that none of Le Pen’s defenders, and not even Marine herself, has said she is innocent. No one seems to care about such incidentals, and yet they are the only thing that ought to matter in a country ruled by law.

And the rule of law is one of the few remaining vestiges of our civilisation, one of the very few things that still keep us from descending into out-and-out barbarism. Apparently, some of the West’s political leaders have made that descent already, and they luxuriate in the putrid swamp at the bottom.

A voice of sanity came from the French journalist Anne-Elisabeth Moutet, who occasionally graces our conservative papers with her perceptive comments on the French scene.

Marine Le Pen shouldn’t bother to appeal her conviction, writes Mlle Moutet: “Nobody has any doubt that if she tries to appeal the ban, she will be found guilty again. Le Pen has no chance at appeal. She’s guilty as hell and all her people are guilty as hell… It was an obvious fraud.”

There you have it in a nutshell. Marine Le Pen isn’t a martyr for democracy but a fraudster. The Gaullists Chirac, Sarkozy, both former presidents, and Fillon, former PM, also had their collars felt, and Mélenchon, the Trotskyist leader, is currently under investigation for similar offences. Dura lex, sed lex, as the Romans used to say.

French prosecutors deny that the decision to prosecute Marine Le Pen had a political component. That too ignores the salient legal point, one way or the other.

A man found guilty of murder can’t get off by pointing out that someone else got away with the same crime. Murder is murder, and fraud is fraud. If those prosecutors went after Le Pen for political reasons, they are reprehensible. But that doesn’t make the crime of which she has been convicted any less criminal.

All her champions ought to remind themselves of the rule of law and the vital role it plays in Western polity. It’s not all about ‘populist’ sloganeering.

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed that the slogan Make America Great Again screams insecurity and defensiveness? The word ‘again’ implies that America isn’t great any longer, and I emphatically disagree. She is Great, but I Doubt She’ll Remain Great for Much Longer with that Lot in Charge.  

If I were Peter Hitchens, I’d give myself a contortionist pat on the back and say “I told you so”.

If you believe Hitchens, there isn’t a single development in domestic and foreign politics that he didn’t prophesy years in advance. And when Hitchens does get one guess right, as statistical probability suggests he will sooner or later, he never tires of telling all and sundry of that feat.

Endowed with few of his prophetic powers but more in the way of taste, I shan’t brag about predicting months ago that Musk wouldn’t last long in DC, although I did. Part of my self-restraint is caused by the fact that only lazy analysts failed to make the same prediction.

Now it has been semi-announced by semi-official sources that Elon Musk will be leaving his position as head of DOGE, we all feel vindicated. However – and I’m being self-critical here – making such obvious predictions was hardly sporting.

When the lunatics run the asylum, sooner or later they’ll turn on each other, such is the ineluctable logic of madness. Not being a professional psychiatrist, I can’t diagnose Trump’s condition, although his madcap ideas and erratic behaviour suggest there is one. But Musk is undeniably bonkers.

For a man who self-admittedly suffers from the Asperger syndrome, he certainly has a broad range of interests. Thus Musk has seen few conspiracy theories he couldn’t love, Covid in particular having caught his fancy in recent time.

To counter multiplying conspiracies, he advocates giving the Ukraine to Russia and Taiwan to China. That longing seems to be consonant with Trump’s, but other than that one detects a clear divergence in their principles, inasmuch as they have them.

For example, while Trump laudably wages war on net zero idiocy, Musk sees global warming as the greatest threat to humanity, with AI and declining birth rates running in hot pursuit. Hence he advocates a universal carbon tax, obviously feeling that hoi polloi are grossly undertaxed at present. (Not to worry, Elon, ‘Liberation Day’ will take care of that iniquity.)

I’m not sure what he intends to do about AI, but his proposed solution to the ongoing depopulation of “our planet” strikes me as somewhat illogical. To Musk’s credit, he does his level best to alleviate the problem by spawning as many illegitimate children as he can. Then again, seeing that the world’s population has increased by two billion in the past 20 years, one has to question how bad the depopulation problem really is.

But then what Musk proposes is to turn our civilisation into an interplanetary one by taking millions of people and putting them on Mars, which, as Musk correctly observes, “has zero human population”. One reason for this is that it may not be fit for human habitation, but in any case Musk’s proposal of removing large numbers of people to Mars and other planets would reduce the world’s population, not increase it.

Marching in step with the present administration, Musk describes his political convictions as libertarian. If so, this is a rather recent development, considering that in the two elections before last, Musk voted for Clinton and Biden, who are to libertarianism what Fido is to a lamppost. In between, he endorsed the rapper Kanye West for president, presumably with the ticket also including Eminem as VP candidate.

Also, I wonder how Musk reconciles his newly found libertarianism with his belief not only in the universal carbon tax, but also in universal basic income. Say what you will about such policies but they are about as libertarian as China at the time of the Cultural Revolution. George Orwell, call your office: rampant statism is libertarianism.

Musk’s brief at DOGE was to cut some fat off the federal budget, and he brought to bear on that commendable task the single-track mind of an Asperger sufferer. In the process, he couldn’t quite tell the difference between trimming off fat and cutting through vital organs.

For example, his attempt to fire many air-traffic controllers at a time when that service already had severe personnel shortages was rightly described as sheer lunacy even in the pro-Trump press. Thankfully, Musk’s hand was stayed before airliners began to fall out of the sky like overripe apples off a tree.

In hinting at Musk’s impending departure, Trump said that his job had been done. Of course, it had been. Elon waved his magic wand, and the two-trillion budget deficit melted away, along with the $37 trillion public debt. All in a couple of months’ work, and trust the Tesla maker to have such demiurge powers.

The fact is that during his short time in DC, Musk managed to get up a multitude of noses, including some belonging to Trump’s closest confidants and, as the rumour has it, Trump himself. The Beltway (Washington’s ring road) is only 64 miles long, and the circle it describes isn’t large enough to accommodate two such oversized and half-mad egos.

Yet it’s not all about personality clashes. The first time I wrote about Musk, I pointed out that there is method in his madness. The method can be graphically represented with a capital S having two vertical lines running through it.

Musk’s most passionate beliefs can be traced back to his business interests, and not to any set of political convictions. Thus, his scaremongering about global warming is natural for a major maker of electric cars, a product category that has been brought into existence by falsifying climatological evidence.

China is the major supplier of batteries and other parts for Teslas, hence Musk’s belief that Taiwan should belong to the mainland communists. Hence also, I suspect but can’t prove, must be his disagreement with high tariffs on Chinese products.

And Musk’s Space X company manufactures and launches advanced rockets and spacecraft, which adds a nice commercial touch to Musk’s interplanetary lunacy. The chap always has his eye on the main chance, and that has nothing to do with making America great again.

However, over the past few months Musk has been so busy firing air-traffic controllers and, in all fairness, quite a few other state employees who ought to have been fired, that he has let his main interests slip.

For example, Tesla has lost roughly half its value, although I can’t help thinking that its peak value had little to do with reality. Tesla was then worth more than the entire German car industry, but don’t get me going on inflated share values.

The time has long since passed when the market value of a company had anything to do with its commercial performance. Tesla is an example of gross over-evaluation, but also quite a few cases have been reported of companies whose shares were valued even less than their cash reserves.

Be that as it may, such a huge drop diverted Elon’s attention from public to private interests. His pathway to his first trillion has become thornier, and something had to be done. A good job then that during his short DOGE tenure Musk was able to solve the problem that had plagued the US government for over a century.

Now he goes back to what he does best, piling up billions for number one, and never mind disinterested public service. A useful reminder, this, that those who think that a successful business career prepares one for statesmanship are sorely mistaken. But let’s not talk about Trump.

“Remember that you will die,” that’s how the Roman Stoics rendered the recurrent theme of philosophy.

Before the Romans that idea had been articulated by the Greeks, from Democritus to Plato. The latter even insisted that proper philosophy was “about nothing else but dying and being dead”. A couple of millennia later Martin Heidegger added that “the resolute confrontation of death is essential to authentic living”.

In between, every religion worthy of the name contemplated death from every conceivable angle, reaching different conclusions but never failing to assign due importance to the end of physical life.

Roughly at the same time Heidegger spelled out his criterion for authentic living, Mikhail Bulgakov wrote his iconic novel The Master and Margarita about Satan appearing incognito in pre-war Moscow. In the opening scene, the Devil, named Woland in the novel, engages a Soviet editor in a dialogue on that very subject.

His point is that man can’t possibly run his own life because he doesn’t even know what will happen to him in the next few minutes. The editor acknowledges that man is mortal, but Woland cuts him short:

“Yes, man is mortal, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that he is sometimes instantly mortal – there’s the trick!”

These scattered snippets of thought and memory came to my mind yesterday, at the very beginning of a doubles match at my tennis club. When our opponents prepared to serve the opening game, my partner collapsed.

My first reaction was that he had slipped, but then he began to convulse and utter hissing sounds. We all rushed to him, but by the time we got there, he wasn’t breathing.

Mercifully, there were two doctors playing on an adjacent court, such is the advantage of living in a decent neighbourhood. A few years ago, I too found out that a high number of restaurants and a low crime rate aren’t the only benefits of such areas.

Penelope and I were walking through local streets when I collapsed and was out cold. I shan’t bother you with the medical reasons for such fallibility, but the point is that there were two doctors among the passers-by. They kept me alive until the ambulance arrived, and the paramedics took me to hospital – but not before wastefully cutting my favourite coat in half.

My tennis partner was similarly lucky. The two doctors pumped his chest and did mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Also, all tennis clubs in Britain are equipped with defibrillators, and the coaches are trained in using them. Ours started to apply electric shocks to my fallen partner, and he began to breathe, after a fashion.

The play stopped on all ten courts, and everyone was shaken. As is my wont, I tried to relieve pressure, mostly my own, with a silly joke: “I suppose we’d better play a let”. Another chap laughed in a somewhat strained fashion and asked if I remembered what the score was. No one else as much as cracked a smile.

The ambulance came, the paramedics diagnosed a heart attack and took the poor chap away. After some time, play resumed on most courts, but no one felt like hitting fuzzy yellow balls very much. I suppose our confronting death wasn’t as resolute as Heidegger prescribed.

Actually, as I write this, I still don’t know whether my tennis partner has survived. I hope so, but any brush with death, one’s own or someone else’s, fills one’s head with all sorts of macabre thoughts that are hard to chase away.

Every Sunday I recite the Creed that ends with the words “We look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come” (or rather, if you wish to be technical, Et expecto resurrectionem mortuorum, et vitam venturi saeculi). This is a core belief of Christianity: just as there is death in life, there is also life in death.

Yet faith in immortality is one thing and subcutaneous dread of death is another. In some lucky people, the core belief absorbs the visceral feeling and they become one and the same. Such people have no fear of death, and I’ve read about many such saintly individuals. But I’m not sure I’ve ever met one.

They say that, when two people part at a railway station, the one who gets on the train bears only a fourth of the parting grief. The one left behind suffers the remaining three-fourths.

This rings true in reference to the more permanent departure as well: because it’s possible to love another person more than oneself, the death of such a person is a greater tragedy than one’s own. Still, both of you are going to die at some point and the only unknown is the order of your going.

Also the manner of it, one must add. It’s possible to keel over and go out like a light like my tennis partner (who I hope will live to tell the tale), or else to succumb to a long, sometimes painful, illness, dying a little every day.

A few years ago, a good friend of mine, Ken Minogue, the token conservative professor at the LSE, died on a plane flying home from a conference in Latin America. He was talking to someone and stopped, for ever, in mid-sentence.

Most people who heard the story said they envied him: one moment you’re alive, the next you’re dead, but you don’t even know about it. In a way, one can say that any death is like that: you may know you’re dying, but you’re still alive until that last heartbeat – and then you don’t know you no longer are. In that sense, death doesn’t exist, not in our consciousness anyway.

Yet that, to me, sounds like treating death without the respect it deserves. Plato would certainly disapprove: if death is the essence of all philosophy, then surely one must prepare for it with appropriately solemn and thoughtful contemplation.

Christian rituals acknowledge the same necessity, mutatis mutandis. Preparing for death is serious business, requiring reflection, confession, absolution and whatever else brings spiritual comfort and sets one up for the encounter with one’s Maker.

Whether you think such a slow passage is worth the concomitant physical suffering is a matter of taste. I suppose most people would rather go Ken’s way, but then not everyone is most people.

Sorry about inflicting such gloomy thoughts on you, but I suppose yesterday I was shaken more than I let on. Tennis matches are sometimes a matter of life or death, but only figuratively so. One doesn’t expect crude literal reality to barge in.

One way or another, I doubt the poor chap will be up to playing in the foreseeable future. I suppose I need another doubles partner, such is the conclusion of this melancholy story.

Nationalist demagogues of every hue are screaming bloody murder, or rather judiciary activism. Everyone is talking about the political implications of the verdict banning Marine Le Pen from French politics for five years, the assumption being that the law had nothing to do with it.

Yet from what I can surmise, the legal argument for her conviction was solid. Miss Le Pen was found guilty of embezzling millions in EU funds, and serious jurists in France don’t think she has good grounds for appeal.

Messrs Trump, Orban and Wilders may regard the judgement as yet another example of the pernicious deep state at work, but then they would, wouldn’t they? This ignores the fact that France has form in convicting politicians of corruption, including more illustrious establishment figures than Miss Le Pen.

Jacques Chirac and Nicolas Sarkozy, both former presidents, also found themselves on the receiving end of guilty verdicts, and no one saw them as courageous anti-establishment figures. If the deep state existed, they’d be among those running it.

Without delving into the legal niceties, the strongest, if indirect, argument in favour of the verdict came from Moscow. According to the Kremlin it was a “violation of democratic norms”, and fair enough: Putin and Le Pen interpret said norms in a similar vein, the former blatantly, the latter surreptitiously.

The Russians have been known to bankroll Le Pen’s campaigns, and accepting such funding should have been treated as sufficient corpus delicti by itself. After all, Putin wasn’t indulging his charitable impulses by financing Le Pen’s National Rally. He evidently saw the subversive potential of NR’s fascisoid demagoguery, and for once I agree with his judgement.

The papers are writing about Miss Le Pen’s efforts to detoxify the party founded by her father, Jean-Marie. A great admirer of Marshal Pétain, old Jean-Marie insisted that, regrettably, the Holocaust had never happened but it still might if he was elected president. And that was the softer end of his rhetoric.

A party weaned on such venom can’t really be detoxified; it can only be dressed up for PR purposes. That’s what Marine has done, successfully pretending that the leopard has changed its fascisoid spots. This beast may indeed have undergone a cosmetic makeover, but its DNA still betrays a predator red in tooth and claw.

As a linguist, I often tend to ascribe political confusion to misused language. Thus politicians I usually call nationalist or fascisoid demagogues are often described as right-wing populists.

Now, under universal franchise, all politicians are populists by etymological definition. If they have no popular appeal, they won’t be in politics, it’s as simple as that. Hence, to merit the sobriquet of ‘populist’, a politician has to be all about such appeal, and never mind anything else.

Such a politician will identify the broadest swath of voters and tell them whatever they want to hear. Any relationship to reality will be purely coincidental.

Perhaps, ‘tell’ is a misnomer – such politicians tend to scream at the top of their voices. Since it’s impossible to strain one’s vocal chords for too long without getting hoarse, they tend to reduce their messages to sloganeering soundbites. Because the slogans are aimed at the broadest and therefore the stupidest strata of the population, they have to be punchy in form and primitive in content.

Marine Le Pen is good at that sort of thing, but this ability doesn’t appear high on my list of political virtues. As to the ‘right-wing’ part of it, this is laughable. If you look at her economic agenda, you won’t discern many differences from the ideas flogged by the Trotskyist Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

Le Pen is both a nationalist and a socialist. Put those two words together, and you’ll know why she isn’t my favourite political flavour.

That, of course, doesn’t mean that she should fall innocent victim to politically biased lawfare. But beyond all the weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth in certain like-minded quarters, one doesn’t hear any legal arguments against the conviction. For the ‘populist’ crowd, one of their own kind is innocent even after being found guilty.

This sort of malaise is reaching pandemic proportions. It seems as if the nationalist demagogues of the world have taken a leaf out of the communists’ book and formed a sort of International of their own.

Thus Elon Musk and a few other MAGA chaps have whipped up a campaign in defence of our own dear Tommy Robinson, whom they depict as a courageous fighter for free speech. Now, not to mince words, Tommy is scum. But to that lot he is their scum.

Robinson has a list of crimes as long as my arm, or rather longer because my arms are quite short. His previous (what Americans call ‘sheet’) includes convictions for physical assault, financial and immigration frauds, cocaine possession with intent to supply, public order offences, and I’m sure I’ve left a few out. Tommy started out as a football hooligan and then graduated to political hooliganism.

He is currently serving a prison term for violating a court order to shut up on the subject of some young Muslim Tommy falsely accused of being a violent thug. As far as Elon Musk is concerned, that makes him a martyred freedom fighter.

Marine Le Pen will also doubtless be hailed as a martyr – this regardless of the legal merits of her case. The noble cause of nationalist demagoguery can never be championed by convicted criminals, only by martyrs.

I’m sure Donald Trump will have something to say about this case too: after all, he sees himself (with somewhat greater justification) as a victim of a legal witch-hunt too. Now, one would think that, an aptitude for nationalist demagoguery apart, Le Pen and Trump have nothing in common.

Say what you will about the Donald, but a socialist he ain’t, as he’d put it. Neither is Geert Wilders, who responded to the verdict by declaring that Marine is “100 per cent innocent”, and never mind the circumstances of the case. Yet all such politicians seem to feel a kinship that runs deeper than any political differences.

And that kinship is more seminal to them than anything else, including the rule of law and such trivia as telling the truth or behaving in a civilised manner. That’s tribalism at its most harebrained and hence dangerous – this kind of mentality has more to do with Mafia gang wars than with Western politics.

My fear is that these ‘populists’ will queer the pitch for better people who oppose some of the same things. Marine Le Pen’s principal appeal is to those Frenchmen who are appalled at the sight of their country being turned into a kasbah by immigration, legal or otherwise.

This is a legitimate fear, but stoking it up by demagogic means isn’t. This issue must be seen in a broader context, and the case against it should be made by conservatives, not loudmouthed ‘populists’. Rallying the populace mainly behind this issue may become successful politically, but it will be disastrous civilisationally.

The upshot is that Marine Le Pen broke the law and has been justly punished. By all means, if the verdict is overturned on appeal, we should all celebrate the blow struck for the rule of law.

But spare me the talk of her political martyrdom: I wouldn’t want to live in a France run by the likes of her.

Will the Ukraine be raped by Putin or robbed by Trump? Both, say the two predators as they prepare to gnaw on the carcass of a proud and heroic nation.

The Ukraine finds herself caught between the rock of America and the hard place of Russia, with the two powers eyeing her freedom, sovereignty and what’s left of her wealth. Make no mistake about it: Trump and Putin aren’t just friends but also allies, an axis about to be driven through the heart of the Ukraine.

First, I don’t know if Trump is deceiving himself when talking about a peace ‘deal’, but he is certainly deceiving everyone else. There is no peace deal, and there won’t be because Putin doesn’t want it.

Trump’s alter ego said as much yesterday, when talking to the crew of the Archangelsk submarine.

“Russia doesn’t understand what and with whom she should sign anything in the Ukraine,” said Putin. “There will be new leaders there tomorrow. Civil powers in the Ukraine aren’t legitimate – if Zelensky is illegitimate, then so is everyone else.”

Both Trump and Witkoff seem to agree. And an illegitimate government isn’t authorised to conduct any negotiations or sign any treaties, that much is clear. Full stop.

“To be discussed is the creation of a provisional government in the Ukraine under the UN aegis,” continued Putin, “with subsequent elections.”

In other words, no treaty is possible until a Putin puppet, such as Yanukovych or Medvedchuk, has been ensconced in Kiev. The Ukraine’s sovereignty is incompatible with peace, as far as Putin is concerned.

“Russia has a strategic initiative along the entire front,” added Putin. “There’s every reason to believe that the Russian army will finish the Ukrainians off.”

Therefore, any talk of a ceasefire is pointless. After all, since Russia is at the threshold of victory, it would be foolhardy of her to stop firing.

“Russia isn’t going to make mistakes based on trusting her so-called Western partners,” – now that seems to be a slap in the face of the great deal artist.

Trump has made a big show of talking to the Ukraine and Russia, with the aim of forming a partnership for peace. Now Putin has told him and other Western leaders exactly what they can do with such partnerships.

While Putin is planning to rape the Ukraine, turning her into Russia’s political colony, Trump wants to rob her, turning the Ukraine into America’s economic satrapy. The beauty of this double whammy is that the two jaws of the same vice are acting in perfect harmony.

In a leaked document, Trump makes extortionist demands on the Ukraine, offering nothing in return. No defence clauses, no security guarantees, no peacekeeping presence – nothing at all. The last time such a diplomatic coup was successfully achieved was in 1938, when Hitler dictated his terms to Czechoslovakia.

Trump is demanding huge reparation payments, even though no agreement exists stipulating the Ukraine’s indebtedness. He is also laying claim not just to the Ukraine’s rare-earth metals, but all other metals as well, along with the country’s hydrocarbon resources and much of her infrastructure.

This is much worse than the previous demands, panned by all European countries as neo-colonialist extortion. But, as the French say, appetite comes with eating.

The new draft provides for the setting up of the United States-Ukraine Reconstruction Investment Fund that will control the Ukraine’s “critical minerals or other minerals, oil, natural gas (including liquified natural gas), fuels or other hydrocarbons and other extractable materials”. Since ‘liquefied’ is misspelled, I suspect Trump wrote this ransom demand himself.

Registered in Delaware, the Fund will be under American control. The US will have first refusal rights on all projects and also veto power on any trade between the Ukraine and other countries. Among other things, this will make it impossible for the Ukraine to join the EU or any other alliance with European countries.

The US will contribute no investment capital to the Fund – that, as far as Trump is concerned, has been taken care of by American military aid. No agreement on such reciprocity was signed, but the Donald isn’t going to be held back by such incidentals.

Moving right along, the draft says the US will control infrastructure linked to natural resources “including, but not limited to, roads, rail, pipelines and other transportation assets; ports, terminals and other logistics facilities and refineries, processing facilities, natural gas liquefaction and/or regasification facilities and similar assets”.

Will Zelensky be allowed to keep his wife, or will she have to become Trump’s concubine? That’s the only asset so far left out of that demand for expropriation.

At the same time, Trump’s administration is seeking a comprehensive energy partnership with Putin’s Russia, with Siberian gas again flooding Europe and turning it into an energy dependency. To that end, talks have been going on in Switzerland for weeks to reopen the Nord Stream 2 pipelines, sabotaged at the beginning of Russia’s full-scale invasion.

The Russian foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, confirmed that this deal is in the making: “There is talk about Nord Stream. It would be interesting if the Americans put pressure on Europe, to make them stop refusing our Russian gas.”

You can bet on that, Sergei. Part of Trump’s deal artistry is putting pressure on America’s friends while kowtowing to her enemies.

Nor is it just gas. Trump has agreed to help Russia restore its “access to the world market for agricultural and fertiliser exports, lower maritime insurance costs, and enhance access to ports and payment systems for such transactions.” That’s the least he can do to reward Putin for graciously agreeing to stop hostilities in the Black Sea, the only part of the war Russia was losing.

Meanwhile military experts insist that Russia won’t be able to wage war past this year. She is running out of all requisite resources, especially money. A massive inflow of war materiel to the Ukraine could roll back Russian advances, putting the Ukraine in a much stronger negotiating position.

But that outcome clearly isn’t on, not with the two vultures dead set on tearing up the Ukraine’s independence, carving up her territory, and creating a partnership against vital European interests.

This arrangement is every bit as revolting as the 1939 Pact between Hitler and Stalin. That one came to grief eventually, but not before millions of lives had been lost. I wouldn’t like to make a prediction for the love affair between Trump and Putin, but if I did, there wouldn’t be a single optimistic note there.

Meanwhile, I suggest that the Ukraine replace her national anthem, The Ukraine Hasn’t Perished Yet, with the 1977 song Torn Between Two Lovers. It seems to be more appropriate.  

It’s at times like ours that I regret having decided not to pursue a university career. Academics seem to have so much fun while uncovering new layers of reality.

I don’t wish to create a false impression that an academic career was a viable option for me. As a friend, himself a professor, explained to me 50 years ago, “It’s assumed that every member of a humanities faculty is a liberal.”

That requirement alone would have disqualified me, but I also failed on many other grounds: I was white, male, heterosexual (in those days rather actively so) and, although not yet a Christian, certainly not an atheist either.

By contrast, Prof. Kathleen Stock comes close to perfection as far as academics go. Yes, she is white, but this sole stain on her CV is wiped off by her other impeccable credentials.

Prof. Stock is a woman – tick. She is a proud lesbian – tick. Not only that, but she is an activist campaigning for lesbian rights – tick. She is married to another woman – tick. She is Left-wing – tick. She is a philosopher who strongly believes that ‘sexual objectification’ and ‘sexual orientation’ fall under the purview of her discipline, a view of philosophy that somehow escaped Messrs Aristotle, Kant and even Russell – another tick.

What’s there not to like? More to the point, what’s there to prevent Prof. Stock from having a glittering career at a university? Nothing at all, and she did have just such a career, even having been appointed at its zenith Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE).

Yet zeniths dialectically coexist with nadirs, and Prof. Stock was reminded of this Hegelian insight when she was accused of transphobia, ‘cancelled’ and forced to leave her post at the University of Sussex in 2021.

A year earlier Prof. Stock had the audacity of disputing that trans women (former men) are real women and insisting that “’spaces where women undress and sleep should remain genuinely single-sex in order to protect them”.

To protect Prof. Stock’s reputation, I must insist that such contentious views in no way compromise her core woke beliefs. She didn’t say, for example, that gender dysphoria is the domain of psychiatrists and endocrinologists, not philosophers and sociologists.

On the contrary, she is ready to do battle for ‘trans rights’, just not the right of biological males to use women’s dressing rooms and lavatories.

Yes, she did write that many trans women are “still males with male genitalia, many are sexually attracted to females, and they should not be in places where females undress or sleep in a completely unrestricted way.”

However, she is committed to the sacred cause of ‘trans rights’: “I gladly and vocally assert the rights of trans people to live their lives free from fear, violence, harassment or any discrimination… I think that discussing female rights is compatible with defending these trans rights”.

Lest she may be accused of academic detachment, Prof. Stock readily acknowledges personal interest in the issue. Thus she has opposed the provisions for transsex self-identification because they would “threaten a secure understanding of the concept ‘lesbian’.”

Now, if you still dispute my lack of qualifications for an academic post, I’d oppose that abomination on entirely different grounds. I’d say that trans people have no rights specific to them.

Like all other subjects of His Majesty, they are protected by laws allowing them “to live their lives free from fear, violence, harassment”, although perhaps not from discrimination. After all, normal people have rights too, and among them is the right, say, not to have their children educated by pregnant men. After all, Prof. Stock lists aesthetics among her academic interests, so she must understand the notion of incongruous ugliness.

I’d also ask for clarification of exactly what constitutes fear-causing violence and harassment. These days such concepts have acquired the kind of elasticity they never had before.

For example, does using wrong, which is to say correct, personal pronouns amount to harassment or even violence? They have to be because otherwise laws dear to Prof. Stock’s heart would be redundant. After all, we already have a plethora of injunctions protecting HM’s subjects, regardless of sex, from assault and persecution.

Now, anyone offering such views in our withering groves of academe would be tarred and feathered, possibly even lynched. Prof. Stock’s punishment for dissent from a lesbian position was relatively mild, if unpleasant.

After she published a book on ‘gender identity’, student riots hounded her out of Sussex University. In general, students at British universities now possess powers similar to those of Mao’s Red Guards during the Cultural Revolution. So far they are merely driving professors out, not “smashing their dog heads” in the parlance of their Chinese counterparts. But the powers are nonetheless real.

Prof. Stock might have saved herself by recanting but stuck to her guns. After losing her job, she has kept insisting that biological sex is real, and I invite you to classify a society where this notion is regarded as controversial, not to say toxic.

In 2023 she gave a talk at the Oxford Union debating society, or rather tried to. Incensed fanatics drowned her presentation in chants and loud music.

While the Red Guards screamed “no more dead kids”, the trans activist Riz Possnett glued ‘theirself’ to the floor. As someone who used to advertise Loctite Superglue, I am happy that my claims for its sticking ability have been vindicated.

Prof. Stock protested to the Office for Students (OfS) and amazingly she was heard. OfS criticised the University of Sussex’s policy statement on ‘Trans and Non-Binary Equality’ and fined the university £585,000 for its affront to free speech.

According to OfS, the University’s insistence on “trans people being positively represented” and its threat that “transphobic propaganda [would] not be tolerated” could force staff and students to “self-censor”.

However, Sussex didn’t take its punishment lying down or even bending over. The judgement, according to its spokesman, is an “unreasonably absolutist definition of free speech” that could lead directly to horrendous abuses, such, presumably, as saying ‘herself’ instead of ‘theirself’.

Doing battle on the side of Sussex is the LGBTQI+ society. It has issued an open letter of protest signed by 100 academics who are all aghast at such “libertarian” excesses. One wishes their literacy were a match for their flaming conscience.

“Trans students should not be made to debate their existence,” they wrote. “We also refute that this is a free speech issue – disinviting someone is not preventing them from speaking.”

Those 100 dons think ‘refute’ means ‘deny’, and they refute the self-evident fact that someone whose invitation to speak is withdrawn is thereby prevented from speaking. Of course, Prof. Stock wasn’t ‘disinvited’ to speak at the Oxford Union but merely muffled by chants and what passes for music these days. Does that qualify as prevention from speaking?

To Prof. Stock’s credit, she is prepared to insist on precise definitions. To that effect, she has joined Martina Navratilova and the writer Julie Bindel in launching The Lesbian Project. Its main objectives are taxonomic and semantic, “to put lesbian needs and interests back into focus, to stop lesbians disappearing into the rainbow soup…”

As Prof. Stock explained, she is out to assert lesbian identity as discrete from all others: “Lesbians will always exist but we’re in a crisis in which young lesbians don’t want to be associated with the word. Some of them want to describe themselves as queer and some of them prefer not to see themselves as women but as non-binary.”

Perish the thought.

You may have detected some not-so-subtle irony in my description of the on-going clash. Don’t get me wrong: I’m happy to see Sussex University being slapped with a hefty fine for abusing free speech, and I’m glad Prof. Stock’s detractors got their comeuppance.

I do, however, find it ridiculous that one perversion can only be attacked from the beachhead of another. Had Prof. Stock not established her impeccable credentials as a woke lesbian activist, she would have lost not only her job but also any hope of another academic employment, possibly even her liberty.

OfS would have doubtless applauded: people espousing views that have for centuries been considered mainstream aren’t entitled to freedom of speech. That, I’d suggest, is a much worse tragedy than any that befell Kathleen Stock.

I don’t know whether or not Tucker Carlson is on Putin’s payroll, but if he isn’t he certainly deserves to be.

He isn’t the only Western hack who admires Russian fascism and its leader, but he’s the one with the greatest following. And his millions of viewers are consistently fed lies concocted in the Kremlin.

Also, Carlson treats Trump with unremitting sycophancy and canine devotion, which makes him a reliable source in the president’s eyes. No man who loves him can ever be wrong, no man who doesn’t love him can ever be right – such seems to be the guiding principle of Trump’s life.

Still, Carlson can only affect US policy at several removes. Steve Witkoff, on other hand, is very much hands on. He is the US envoy at all negotiations involving Russia and the Ukraine, and what he says or does can literally be a matter of life or death.

Witkoff is Trump’s colleague and friend of long standing, having made a fortune in property development. Such credentials are seen as ample qualifications for perhaps today’s most vital diplomatic post, something Witkoff proved during his interview with Carlson the other day.

One seldom finds such congenial similarity between interviewer and interviewee, this side of totalitarian regimes at any rate. Both men are equally sycophantic to Trump, admiring of Putin, contemptuous of Zelensky and ignorant about the issue discussed.

It was a long if illiterate conversation, and I can only give you a few snippets, with some parenthetic comments from me. The two men set their stall at the beginning:

SW: I think we’ve made more progress again. Look, Tucker, I’m not just saying it – every solution comes as a result of President Trump. And I don’t get paid to say that. [Yes he is.] I say it because it is the absolute truth. Putin’s got a huge respect for the President. And, you know, you saw what happened in the Oval Office with Zelensky and the President. [Yes, that uppity Ukie meekly suggested that some peace terms are worse than others.] Disrespecting him is not a healthy way to have a good relationship.

TC: The arrogance of small countries. It’s like, get some perspective. I mean, come on, how can you imagine acting like that? [Quite. Small countries should just shut up and do as Trump tells them.]

SW: And they’re dependent on us. [True.]… And we’ve been so good to them. [False.]

TC: Do you think Zelensky, the question of Zelensky. I think there are good things to say about Zelensky. I think he’s got a kind of bravery which I admire. I think the Ukrainian military is legit, brave, doomed because they’re just fighting a much bigger country. He’s not going to win. But I think they’ve behaved with valiance. [It’s ‘valour’, Tucker.] But the Russian position is he’s not elected and so we can’t sign any kind of treaty with him. [Zelensky was elected, but Tucker has sympathy with the Russian position anyway.]

[Then the two men exchanged their views on the nature of the conflict, competing with each other in who is more ignorant and mendacious. Thus]:

SW: Well, first of all, I think the largest issue in that conflict are these so-called four regions. Donbas, Crimea. You know the names. [He doesn’t really, and neither does Witkoff.]

TC: Lugansk.

SW: Yeah, Lugansk. And there’s two others. They’re Russian speaking. There have been referendums where the overwhelming majority of the people have indicated that they want to be under Russian rule.

TC: Yes.

SW: I think that’s the key issue in the conflict. So that’s the first thing that, when that gets settled – and we’re having very, very positive conversations – and Russia controls that.

TC: In fact, some of those territories are now, from the Russian perspective, part of Russia, correct?

SW: That’s correct. But this has always been the issue.

TC: Right.

[Wrong. That many people in those regions speak Russian doesn’t necessarily mean they are dying to become part of Russia. In fact, they are dying not to.

At the last general elections in those areas, the pro-Russian party only got between 18 and 20 per cent of the vote. Nor are the people there as universally Russophone as all that. For example, in one of the five regions, Kherson, only about 25 per cent of the population list Russian as their mother tongue. In the other areas, that proportion is higher, but still under 50 per cent.

Second, Russia doesn’t really control these areas. The Ukraine still controls a great part of the Donetsk region, along with the other regions’ cities and towns to the west of the Dnieper.

As for the referendums, it’s stupid and crass even to mention them in this context. Most countries in the world, along with international organisations, declare them illegitimate because they were conducted at gun point in territories occupied by the Russians. Documents proving this are in the public domain, but the two propagandists don’t care about such details.]

SW: The question is will they be, will the world acknowledge that those are Russian territories? Will Zelensky survive politically if he acknowledges this? This is the central issue in the conflict. Absolutely.

[It’s not, not even relatively. The central issue is that Putin has dedicated his political life to rebuilding the Soviet empire. That’s why he committed a blatant aggression against the Ukraine, and that’s why he’ll never be satisfied with merely any chunk of Ukrainian territory. Nothing short of turning the country into a Russian satellite will do.]

SW: I hear people describe this last conversation that the President had with President Putin as unsuccessful. It’s preposterous. [Of course it is. Trump’s conversations with anyone can only ever be epoch-making. That much is a given.]… And there are conditions that the Russians will need for an ultimate ceasefire, because an ultimate ceasefire is complicated. There’s Kursk where Ukrainian troops are surrounded. Fact. [It isn’t. They aren’t surrounded, according to US intelligence data.] And the Russians…

TC: Kursk is within Russia. [Well-done, Tucker. Brilliant erudition.]

SW: Kursk is within Russia. The Russians have taken it back. [False. Since the Ukrainians never took Kursk, the Russians haven’t had to take it back.]

[No such dialogue would be complete without an exchange of frank opinions about the Europeans, those vermin Witkoff’s colleagues call “pathetic freeloaders”. Hence]:

TC: Then what is? If I can just say, like, what the hell is going on with European League? [Does he mean Union?] Keir Starmer saying, we’re going to send British troops. Their entire military is smaller than the U.S. Marine Corps. The country is dying economically. All those countries are dying economically. Like, what are they thinking? What is that? Is that a posture? Is it a pose? [Perhaps I should find my out-of-date US passport. Who wants to live in a dying country?]

SW: Well, I think it’s a combination of a posture and a pose and a combination of also being simplistic. I think there’s this, you know, this sort of notion of we’ve all got to be like Winston Churchill, the Russians are gonna march across Europe. I think that’s preposterous. By the way, we have something called NATO that we did not have in World War II. [You mean that US alliance with dying, pathetic, freeloading countries? The one Trump seems to want to dismantle?]

TC: Do you think the Russians want to march across Europe?

SW: 100% not. [You could see me wiping my brow. If Steve says they aren’t, I can sleep peacefully.]

TC: Why would they want that? I wouldn’t want those countries. [If Tucker doesn’t want those dying countries, then it follows logically that Putin doesn’t either. Right?]

SW: First of all, why would they want to absorb Ukraine? For what purpose, exactly? [And for what purpose, exactly, did they invade the Ukraine? Could it be the same purpose?] They don’t need to absorb Ukraine… They’ve gotten – they’ve reclaimed these five regions. They have Crimea, and they’ve gotten what they want. So why do they need more? [They annexed the Crimea in 2014 and still invaded the Ukraine in 2022.]

[Then the conversation veered to Putin’s sterling personality, so much in synch with Trump’s.]

SW: I was talking to someone in the administration. They said, well, you got to watch it, because he’s an ex-KGB guy. So I said, okay, what’s the inference? Well, he’s an ex-KGB guy. He could be looking to manipulate you.

TC: Says the ex-CIA guy to you.

SW: This was not an ex-CIA guy. Well, they all are, quite effectively. [Effectively, the whole administration works for the CIA. Do they know it?] And I said, look, here’s how I see it. In the old days, the only people who went into the KGB were the smartest people in the nation. That’s who went into the KGB. He’s a super smart guy. Okay. You don’t want to give him the credit for it. That’s okay. I give him the credit for it.

[Funny, my own recollection is that “the only people who went into the KGB” were scum of the earth. But Steve knows better – after all, he is a New York property developer.]

TC: But he [Putin] did meet with you for a long time. What did you think of him?

SW: I liked him. [Who wouldn’t? Well, perhaps the families of the dissidents murdered or imprisoned by Putin, or else those of the hundreds of thousands killed in the Ukraine. There’s just no pleasing some people.]

TC: Yep.

SW: I thought he was straight up with me…

TC: Every American president until Biden has said that. Every single one.

SW: Yeah.

TC: Bill Clinton said that. George W. Bush said that. Barack Obama said that. Every president around the world I’ve ever spoken to is like, they may disagree with what Russia’s doing or whatever, but they’re like, you know, Putin’s a straightforward guy… It takes balls to say that… Well, he is a good guy.

SW: So in the last conversation, [Putin and Trump] agreed to an energy infrastructure ceasefire, which means Russia is not going to target Ukraine’s energy infrastructure and Ukraine will not target Russia’s energy infrastructure. [The Russians violated that agreement within hours.]… reinstituting the Black Sea moratorium on maritime hits – Ukrainian firing on Russian ships, Russia firing on Ukrainian ships. Now that’s going to be implemented over the next week or so… That’s big stuff, really big stuff. [Especially for Russia, whose fleet can now leave the Novorossiysk harbour where it has been bottled up for months.]

SW: And I am saying to you, not because of me, because this was President Trump sending a signal to President Putin that he wanted to resume his relationship together and that they were going to be two great leaders figuring out this conflict… And President Putin, to his credit, sent all kinds of signals back to the president that this is the path that he wanted to be on, including statements that he made.

[But enough of this dry stuff. Witkoff explained that “the two great leaders will figure out this conflict” without asking the Ukraine or those pathetic freeloaders in Europe. And you know why? Because Donald and Vlad are in love.]

SW: In the second visit that I had, it got personal. President Putin had commissioned a beautiful portrait of President Trump from the leading Russian artist and actually gave it to me and asked me to take it home to President Trump, which I brought home and delivered to him. It… was such a gracious moment. [The portrait wasn’t beautiful, and it was painted by a giftless hack, not a leading artist.]

And told me a story, Tucker, about how when the president was shot, he went to his local church and met with his priest and prayed for the president, not because he was the President of the United States or could become the President of the United States, but because he had a friendship with him and he was praying for his friend. I mean, can you imagine sitting there and listening to these kind of conversations?

And I came home and delivered that message to our president and delivered the painting, and he was clearly touched by it. So this is the kind of connection that we’ve been able to reestablish through, by the way, a simple word called communication, which many people would say, you know, I shouldn’t have had, because Putin is a bad guy. I don’t regard Putin as a bad guy.

TC: It’s like a marriage.

[I wish I could continue, but I can’t. My eyes are misting over because one seldom sees two world leaders so much in love. I don’t know if they are going to consummate this relationship, but one way or the other it’s the Ukraine that’ll get screwed.]

This adage by Georges Buffon comes close to being the exhaustive manifesto of conservatism. It also explains why European, especially British, conservatives will never accept Donald Trump as their own.

Buffon, who died a year before the French Revolution, lived his whole life in the 18^th century, the dying age of aristocratic civilisation. With some reservations, it may also be called the dying age of Western civilisation, most of whose salient milestones were built by, or at least for, aristocracy.

Buffon, himself a nobleman, was the flesh and blood of that civilisation, someone permeated with its aristocratic spirit and ethics. The word ‘style’, as he understood it, encompassed both, for at the top of any pecking order of aristocratic desiderata sat manners, tastes, form and morality (often expressed as honour).

Any entity is best described by highlighting the features peculiar to it. That’s why I didn’t mention things like intellect, religious faith or any set of political convictions. These weren’t the exclusive property of the upper classes, and neither, for that matter, could our civilisation claim ownership rights to them.

However, style, as understood by Buffon, was the distinguishing aspect of the civilisation created by or for aristocracy and imbued with its spirit – the civilisation he knew. Now conservatism, as I and most British conservatives understand it, is an intuitive, if post-rationalised, craving for preserving the last remaining whiffs of that spirit.

That intuition resides in emotional, aesthetic and intellectual predisposition, not any particular set of ideas. Intuitive conservatives may gravitate towards, say, belief in the virtue of limited government or free enterprise, but these are strictly secondary. Primary is what Buffon called style, and it’s that elusive quality that distinguishes a conservative from, say, a libertarian or a right-wing radical.

That’s why a politician like Trump is impossible to imagine within the ranks of English conservatives, for the time being at any rate. His style isn’t so much non-conservative as anti-conservative, typologically closer to the extremists of either right or left.

This isn’t a matter of good or bad policies. In fact, some of Trump’s policies are perfectly fine, and one wishes they could create shock waves reaching our shores.

By the same token, Winston Churchill was right when he warned against the dangers of appeasing Hitler. Churchill was alert to the catastrophic potential of Nazism at a time when many of his class had different ideas.

Like-minded Americans, those who deplored Charles Lindbergh and other quasi-fascist admirers of the strong German leader, couldn’t understand why Churchill didn’t climb on every available Westminster rooftop and scream defiance at the top of his lungs.

Those Americans understood politics, but they didn’t understand the English national character and hence the nature of English conservatism. As Margaret Thatcher said two generations later, “When you scream, no one will hear you”.

I’m not sure she was an intuitive conservative, but Churchill certainly was. He had the oratorial talent to rouse the masses, but he could deploy it only when the masses issued an explicit licence for him to do so. Speaking out of turn in, say, 1936 or 1937, would have offended the innate reserve of the English conservative character, its sense of style.

Churchill sensed that because he was a true conservative (even though some of his ideas wouldn’t be welcomed by many political conservatives of today). So he spoke sotto voce until the people made it clear they were ready to listen to more thunderous deliveries.

It’s against this background that one can read Lord Sumption’s article about Trump in today’s Mail. I must say straight away that I don’t think the article is especially good. Lord Sumption is one of our top jurists, but his grasp of political realities, especially American ones, isn’t exactly vice-like.

But his visceral antipathy to Trump is both typical of English conservatives and can even be described as their hallmark. This is what Lord Sumption writes:

“No nation can make itself great again by choosing a leader who would be a figure of fun if he were not so powerful: an incoherent mountebank and serial liar with a string of corporate bankruptcies, sexual assault allegations and a fraud conviction to his name. Yet that is what has happened in the United States.

“There have been other American demagogues: think Huey Long, Joseph McCarthy, George Wallace or Barry Goldwater. These people had some simple, fixed ideas, generally based on a limited understanding. Their response to perceived obstacles was to lash out against any one in their way. Trump is cast in the same mould: Charismatic, divisive, extreme, autocratic. His trademarks are scapegoating, lies and personal abuse. The Mussolinian scowl, chin forward, says it all.”

Barry Goldwater doesn’t belong in this company, and the other characters Lord Sumption mentions may indeed have been demagogues, but that’s the only thing they have in common with one another or indeed Donald Trump.

Notice, however, that Lord Sumption isn’t discussing any of Trump’s policies. He mostly talks about style, finding none of the conservative variety in his subject.

A parallel with Joseph McCarthy is interesting. In 1963, William F. Buckley published the book The Committee and its Critics about McCarthy’s crusade against communist infiltration. Its main point was that McCarthy was essentially right and more sinned against than sinning.

By the time the book came out, McCarthy had been dead for six years and a torrent of new information had come to light. The late senator was vindicated: there had indeed been a massive infiltration of American political and cultural institutions by witting and unwitting agents of the Soviet espionage services.

English conservatives knew this, and still rejected McCarthy for the same reasons their descendants today reject Trump. They sense something profoundly non-conservative in any shrill demagoguery, regardless of whether or not it has a point.

Buckley’s exchange with Evelyn Waugh, the quintessential English conservative, was telling. Buckley sent a copy of his book to Waugh and asked him to review it in National Review, the magazine Buckley had founded and turned into the best journal of this kind I’ve ever read (oh the good old days).

Buckley offered a fee far in excess of his magazine’s norm, but it was still paltry by Waugh’s standards who turned it down “until such time that you become much richer, which I hope will happen soon, or I become much poorer, which I fear will happen sooner.”

Above all, Waugh refused to write about McCarthy even though he felt Buckley had made his point well:

“McCarthy is certainly regarded by most Englishmen as a regrettable figure and your [book], being written before his later extravagances, will not go far to clear his reputation… Your book makes plain that there was a need for investigation ten years ago. It does not, I am afraid, supply me with the information that would convince me that McCarthy was a suitable man to undertake it.”

Now, Buckley himself was largely a cultural, intuitive conservative in the English mould, perhaps partly because he had been educated at an English public school. That’s why I’m sure he understood Waugh’s rejection, much as he might have regretted it.

Yet, to paraphrase Lord Sumption’s colleague of centuries ago, the air of British conservatism is too pure for vulgar loud-mouthed demagogues to breathe. Whether they are right or wrong doesn’t change things: their style disqualifies them as conservatives.

This brings into question their link with Western civilisation, which was after all born in Europe and, in its conservative incarnation, perfected in Britain. It also explains why Trump will come a cropper if he ever looks for allies among British conservatives – especially those who have pondered Buffon’s maxim in depth.

With a few minor exceptions, all English nouns denoting inanimate objects are gender-neutral. A husband is a he, his wife is a she, but their house and everything in it is an it.

That’s one reason English speakers struggle with perverse foreign tongues like French. How on earth are we supposed to know that in French the table is feminine and the bed is masculine? If those people had anything important to say, they’d say it in English anyway.

And if you think that someone who, like me, grew up speaking a gendered language doesn’t have such problems, you are mistaken.

Yes, Russian nouns have three genders, masculine, feminine and neuter. So does German. So does Latin. French and Italian each have two. The trouble is that the same object may be masculine in one language and feminine in another.

The Russian table is a man and the Russian bed is a woman, but in French it’s the other way around. So how does speaking Russian help me figure out noun genders in French? No, I’ll stick to the comfortably uncontroversial English – “neither male nor female”, as St Paul said in a different context.

You’ll notice that I’ve barely scratched the surface of the pitfalls inherent to gendered languages. The pitfalls I mentioned are quite shallow anyway: what does it matter if I say le table to my French friends? They’ll know I mean la table and make allowances for my barbaric (meaning non-French) heritage.

No, the real problem is that gender-specific nouns, hell, gender-specific anything, can traumatise a non-binary person for life. Such a person’s reaction to binary nouns is unpredictable. He/she/it may just wince and keep going, or he/she/it may have a fit, complete with convulsions, frothing at the mouth and rolling on the floor.

But even if it’s only the former, something needs to be done to avoid offence. That’s why, if we have to use a gendered language, we must de-genderise it, as I’m sure you’ll agree.

Fine. We are all agreed in principle. But then comes that annoying ‘how’ question that can defeat many a worthy intention. If all major languages except English are gendered, how can we correct that problem? After all, we have no authority to tell those foreigners how to speak their own tongues, do we?

(The English Football League once punished a Uruguayan player for calling his Uruguayan friend negro, which in River Plate Spanish is an affectionate term free of racial connotations. Alas, such powers over foreign tongues can’t be exercised beyond our borders. Not yet anyway.)

The title above points to one solution, but I’m man enough to realise that idea is impractical. Foreigners tend to be stubborn creatures, and they’ll continue to eat at their feminine tables and sleep in their masculine beds. Nothing much we can do about that.

True? False, says our oldest university. There’s plenty to be done, and we can start with Latin, all of whose native speakers are too dead to object.

Since the 12^th century, degrees at Oxford University have been conferred in Latin, and here an alarm bell must sound in your head. For Latin is a gendered language, meaning potentially offensive to non-binary students.

As founder and chairman of the Charles Martel Society for Diversity, I’m pleased to see that the administration of that august institution is alert to the potential for causing acute distress.

That’s why Oxford’s faculties have been told that it’s “necessary” to introduce the first gender-neutral ceremony in the university’s history. Not advisable, not desirable – necessary, sic. Well, they do say necessity is a mother.

It’s necessary, says the administration, to expurgate all gendered masculine and feminine nouns from the ceremonial text, especially the masculine ones because they can offend a broader group. Yet some such words, one might think, must be rather hard to dispense with.

For example, students receiving their master’s degrees are called magistri in Latin, which word is offensively masculine – as is the word doctores designating recipients of the higher degree. The problem seems insurmountable but, as Lenin said, there are no fortresses that Bolsheviks can’t capture. The same applies to the Bolsheviks’ descendants at our oldest university.

My suggestion is that, rather than castrating Latin, it should be abolished altogether, especially since this language is both dead and, well, elitist.

I’m proud that, for once, my idea is shared by our Labour government. It has cut the £4-million Latin Excellence Programme, citing elitism as the reason. Latin will no longer be taught in state schools, which is a good start. But let’s not stop there: there exist other elitist subjects begging for the chop.

Correct English grammar is one such, but then we needn’t bother about that: it hasn’t been taught at state schools for quite some time, if the way people speak is any indication. Although I imagine Oxford students are still encouraged to avoid solecisms, I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t.

After all, academic authorities have more important things to worry about. Our Russell Group institutions, comprising 27 best universities, are busily queering the pitch by, in their parlance, “queering the curricula” to make them kinder to non-binary students.

When I was younger, the word ‘queer’ was considered rude and derogatory but, as any illiterate person will tell you, languages develop. Thus, homosexual and transsexual activists have “reclaimed” the word and now use it as an “empowerment” term.

I’m glad they call it that because it emphasises that such bowdlerising is a weapon in a struggle for power. Alas, the struggle is quite one-sided, with sanity ceding its positions without a fight.

Thus the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS University of London), has instructed its staff to “embed trans, non-binary and intersex awareness into their curriculum” and invite guest lecturers who are “trans, non-binary or intersex”.

And a couple of years ago, York University’s English department held a seminar to “celebrate ways of queering the curriculum”, including studying “encounter LGBTQ+ writers from across history”. That initiative ought to be expanded to all Russell Group universities, with only such writers to be studied.

That would mean, among other wonderful things, eliminating such hopelessly binary subjects as theology. After all, it’s hard to avoid the lamentable fact that the New Testament was written in Greek, where the word Theos is masculine – which is logical since it stands for God the Father, not God the Non-Binary Parent.

The Old Testament is equally culpable, which Jesus proved by using the Aramaic word Abba when asking God to forgive his torturers. So there goes theology, and good riddance too. Such colonising subjects can get in the way of queering the curricula, and we can’t have that, can we?

It’s good to see that progress is proceeding apace. Our smithies of academically trained intellects are forging minds perfectly trained to demolish whatever little is left of our civilisation. And they are doing a sterling job.